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The One With Barry and Mindys Wedding Originally written by Ira Ungerleider.Teleplay by Brown Mandell.Transcribed by Eric B Aasen.HTMLed by guineapig. 224?巴利和明蒂大喜之日 乔伊参加Warren?Beatty导演的电影的试镜； 这个角色需要亲吻男主角。乔伊拿捏不好分寸，拼命找人练习。 成天色迷迷盯着钱德和罗斯。 瑞秋答应巴利和明蒂在两人的婚礼上当伴娘。 伴娘礼服相当蹩脚，钱德说像是乡村牧羊女。 瑞秋在婚礼上竭力想表现得得体，有尊严，结果事与愿违，她的裙子卡住，内裤露了出来， 还发现巴利的父母到处宣言当初她逃婚是因为得了梅毒发了疯。 巴利和伴郎也老拿她开玩笑。 但瑞秋这次鼓起勇气，没有再度落跑。 钱德闹网恋，这次他动真格了，可对方居然已嫁人；在菲比的鼓励下他决定无论如何还是要和她见一面。 想不到，居然又是珍妮丝（真是钱德前世今生的宿命啊！），大家都说OH-MY-GOD。 莫妮卡旁敲侧击问理查对未来的规划，发现他不愿意再养育儿女。 就在巴利和明蒂的婚礼上，两人决定理性的分手。 [Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there as Joey enters]RACHEL: Hey Joey, howd the audition go?JOEY: Incredible! I met the director this time and youll never believe who it was.ALL: Who?JOEY: All right. Ill give you one hint. Warren Beatty. hint n.暗示/Warren Beatty:乔伊因为能够为沃伦·比提(Warren Beatty)工作而感到兴奋，这是美国最伟大的导演、剧作家和演员之一。 ALL: Wow!JOEY: Yeah, theres just one thing that might be kindve a problem. See, I, uh, had to kiss this guy.CHANDLER: Cause he was just so darn cute. darn 俚=damnJOEY: No, as part of the audition. See, Im up for this part of this guy, who the main guy kisses. be up for 在被提名(在法庭受审,被关押,打算), 准备好, 有能力ROSS: Well, hey. Youre an actor, I say you just suck it up and do it. (Rachel looks at him in disbelief) Or you just do it. Suck it up完全接受JOEY: I did do it, Im a professional.MONICA: Then whats the problem?JOEY: See after the scene, Mr. Beatty comes up to me and says good actor, bad kisser. Can you believe that, me not a good kisser, thats like, like Mother Theresa, not a good mother. Mother Theresa:乔伊说，沃伦·比提认为他亲吻得不够好，乔伊觉得这很荒谬，就好像“特丽莎修女(Mother Theresa)”不是好母亲似的。不学无术的乔伊显然又把特丽莎修女中的修女(Mother)误解为妈妈的意思了。 PHOEBE: Well, come on, who cares what that guy thinks. What does Warren Beatty know about kissing (Chandler and Monica, give her a look that says think about it) Ooh.OPENING CREDITS[Scene: continued from earlier]CHANDLER: Hey, what did your agent say? Agent n.经纪人JOEY: Yep, this kiss thing is de