key and peele《基和皮尔（2012）》第一季第一集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

Because youre my wife, and you love the theater, 因为你是我老婆你爱死那家戏院 and... its your birthday! 而且今天还是你生日 Great. 太好了 Unfortunately, the orchestra is already filled up. 可惜很倒霉管弦乐队演出已经满座了 But they do have seats that are still left in the dress circle. 但是特等席还有剩些位子 If you wanted me to get them theater tickets right now, 只要你想要我就去给你整剧院票 所以启动较为街头的黑人腔来吓唬对方 恶搞有时黑人见黑人也怕被抢劫 Ill do it right now. Sup, dog, Im about 5 minutes away. 老子立马去办好兄弟我再五分钟就到 Yeah... Okay... Yeah... Cool... 好没问题行妥了 No, theyre all good singers. Theyre all good singers. 放心他们都贼能唱歌hearts;喉贼棒 Yeah, son... No man... 对没 Im telling you man…,Im about