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谐音歇后语（The homonym is closed） A foreigner came to China and gave himself a Chinese name, wei MAO. He is looking for a job in China. When he came to a company, a man asked him, whats your family name? He replied, my name is wei. Wei what? Why? My surname wei also say why? A foreign girl married to China, ate soy milk and oil strips for breakfast. She would not eat, and her family pointed out, you dip in it. She stood up at once and was told you dip it in! She was confused, and said, let me stand and eat, I have stood up, and where are you going? How dare a monkey to see a saw in a mountain of two apes? How can a horse get out of a mud pit? This part is: 2345 Allied is: 6789 The cross-group is: north and south Lack of a 10 nothing to eat and eat nothing The temple buys a camel -- not that one. The pepper fell into the big rice - the trouble Flies fly into the eyes of the bull Scum stick to door god - not stick. The bean fire is on fire - call for help. Boiled meat with dried bean curd - a number (meat) The bean curd is the dish -- which still USES the word (salt) A couple of hoes - no care Peanuts for two hundred dollars - theres a barge to it. Holding a peach in your hands -- rational. The two trumping a tune -- think (ring) to a piece The drought-like nightforks -- to see the devil Bamboo shoots outside the garden -- nephew (sheng) A man does not beat his wife - a good fortune Xiushi makes poems - with both hands (head) Bald head - first name (Ming) What kind of girl to zheng jia? Inside the belly of a boat Turtle cap meter - what sound (liter) There was smoke in the rice cooker Mosquito coil under the bed - no later (mosquitoes) Frozen tofu -- difficult to do Saute hot beans in a cold pot -- the more you make it, the more cold it gets The kitchen god has a word for it (painting) The stone is made of stone (stone). The sand on the beach is shallow A bull without horns -- a false curse (horse) Dont go to the temple fair -- dont ask for help. A coffin without a bottom