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非典笑话(SARS jokes)
非典笑话(SARS jokes)
SARS jokes
This Sunday, and my colleagues and his girlfriend to go till. After singing, he had to sing the song of Sun Nan. I advised him, you dont have that high voice. Dont lose face in front of your girlfriend.! He does not do, turned aside the songbook while grab the microphone, also shouted at me: how do you know my voice?! You dont want me to order, Im not! Im not a point!! The results from the TV blasted three wear white mask of him!!
Last Sunday, one of my classmates came to my home and saw our family have a bunch of hanging rings for the Spring Festival. They must be put away. I advise him to say: not new years day, but what do you do with it? He didnt do it. He took the cigarette butt in one hand and grabbed my whip at the same time. He shouted at me: I havent put it on for many years.! You dont want me to order firecrackers, Im not! Im not a point! The results from our door outside bump into three gauze mask of the Dai ya give away!
On Monday, we at home make mosquitoes, noisy people buzzing cant sleep sleep. My girlfriend is mad, find out carry off all that one has a dish mosquito repellent incense comes. I advised her, only in April, where can I use it?! She is not dry, side side inserted mosquito coils, seek for the lighter, also shouted at me: it is noisy I cant sleep! You dont want me to order some mosquito repellent incense! Im not a point! The results from our house under the bed out of three wear white cover for her!
On Tuesday, I asked a client to eat out. What kind of crabs did the grandson need?! I advise him to say: now is not the time to eat that, not fat.! He does not do, while turning over the menu teeth seam, also shouted at me: I havent eaten the Lao Tzu! You dont want me to order crabs, Im not! Im not a point!! The results from the soup out three children wear white gauze mask to ya!!
On Wednesday, I went to work class in MBA. It was estimated that there were too few people in the class. The teacher was a little angry an
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