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假如sj各只是我们的老师(If SJ is just our teacher)
假如sj各只是我们的老师(If SJ is just our teacher)
Trevor: good students, havent met in a long time, a few days before the teacher intravenous drip at hospital @$#*......... (the following 800 words omitted = =)?
?
Student: teacher, we can have class, oh ~ ~ (our ears)?
Special (gently smile), slowly move onto the platform, just listen to an unusually soft and soft Oh dear sound, our special to the waist (team, you even eat pain is so gentle!!!)! ?
Student: = =|||||||||||?
Then the students in the classroom seemed to hear more than a distant echo sound: old people, old ah...... it is said that since students suffering from a hallucination illusion -?
?
The princess, look cool slowly open the drawer, all the students gasped: not today is the raid of the diagnostic test???! ?
Look at the students look surprised, the princess showed corruption. (student: Wow, how many stars are there?)
Its a shame to be a teacher with such a beautiful face! A classic little mirror on ones white and delicate hands, sincerely self sigh?
The time is passing (= =| -- I dont know how long is the excuse)?
One student finally could not help it: teacher, when can I have class? ?
All right.! The princess is not willing to lay down the mirror, we review the sentence Oh touch, me, man, ye!%$#* - three days (why it is such a * * * * =, dont you know this sentence? Go to hell!! A clean Princess PIA) fly it?
Student: ... Teacher, actually... We want to say... This is math class...
?
Geng Bao: big... Good at home! Im new here, Mr. Han Geng from China. After that, please
Student: this foreign teacher talks a little bit. Well, we dont understand him!
Geng Bao (brilliant smile): well, I teach you Mandarin.
Student: Er, sir, you dont know anything about Korean language. Teach us Mandarin lessons? (seriously suspect)?
Geng Bao (still affable smile): well, South Korea from Northeast China, only three months ago!
Student: = =||| is completely deaf. ?
Suddenly, from the classroom next door on a pink curtain (I say hell
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