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冷谜语(Cold riddle)

冷谜语(Cold riddle) Cold riddle.Txt as long as you want, as long as I have, you still turn around what, ah, honest, stay with me on the line. Listen to me, ask why so much, I am on your side, you can go wrong! Follow me! I cant give you happiness is my fault, but who you are not happy, I TMD to cut his white looks like his brother, play a idiom Answer: the truth is out Question: why is pear the highest temperature fruit? Answer: pears (ions) hot Q: who is the most compassionate anime character in the world? Answer: or machine cat? Why: because he always reaches out to people! Q: who is the worlds most dark anime character? Answer: Doraemon Why: because he couldnt reach his fingers A wolf came to the Arctic, accidentally fell into the ice, was caught up into what? Answer: areca Q: what chicken runs fast in the world? What chicken is slow? A: Kendl Katone (quick) Nicole Kidman (slow) Q: what does the cannibal chieftain of Africa eat? A: man! Q: one day the Sheik was ill and the doctor told him he was going to be a vegetarian. What did he eat? A: eating vegetables! ~ ~ Q: what animal is the best? A: pig, because pig (Pearl) is a master Q: what animals are most likely to stick on walls? A: sea (newspaper) Leopard Q: what will happen if fatty falls from the 12 floor? A: dead fat! Q:, whos going to help you with your dinner? A: dragon, because the dragon is at the (SKY) Tim Q: a little dog is traveling in the desert. He died and asked him how he died A: he was suffocated because there was no pole to pee in the desert. Q: a little dog travels in the desert and finds a pole, but it still dies. Why? A: its attached to the point line. No urine here. Q: a little dog travels in the desert and finds a pole. It doesnt stick anything on it, but it still dies What? A: lots of puppies are waiting in line. Q: a little dog travels in the desert, finds a pole, does not stick anything on it, and line up, too Still suffocated, why? [hidden quote] A: because he has two beautiful dogs behind

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