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冷谜语(Cold riddle)
冷谜语(Cold riddle)
Cold riddle.Txt as long as you want, as long as I have, you still turn around what, ah, honest, stay with me on the line. Listen to me, ask why so much, I am on your side, you can go wrong! Follow me! I cant give you happiness is my fault, but who you are not happy, I TMD to cut his white looks like his brother, play a idiom
Answer: the truth is out
Question: why is pear the highest temperature fruit?
Answer: pears (ions) hot
Q: who is the most compassionate anime character in the world?
Answer: or machine cat?
Why: because he always reaches out to people!
Q: who is the worlds most dark anime character?
Answer: Doraemon
Why: because he couldnt reach his fingers
A wolf came to the Arctic, accidentally fell into the ice, was caught up into what?
Answer: areca
Q: what chicken runs fast in the world? What chicken is slow?
A: Kendl Katone (quick)
Nicole Kidman (slow)
Q: what does the cannibal chieftain of Africa eat?
A: man!
Q: one day the Sheik was ill and the doctor told him he was going to be a vegetarian. What did he eat?
A: eating vegetables! ~ ~
Q: what animal is the best?
A: pig, because pig (Pearl) is a master
Q: what animals are most likely to stick on walls?
A: sea (newspaper) Leopard
Q: what will happen if fatty falls from the 12 floor?
A: dead fat!
Q:, whos going to help you with your dinner?
A: dragon, because the dragon is at the (SKY) Tim
Q: a little dog is traveling in the desert. He died and asked him how he died
A: he was suffocated because there was no pole to pee in the desert.
Q: a little dog travels in the desert and finds a pole, but it still dies. Why?
A: its attached to the point line. No urine here.
Q: a little dog travels in the desert and finds a pole. It doesnt stick anything on it, but it still dies
What?
A: lots of puppies are waiting in line.
Q: a little dog travels in the desert, finds a pole, does not stick anything on it, and line up, too
Still suffocated, why?
[hidden quote]
A: because he has two beautiful dogs behind
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