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老爸老妈罗曼史 英文剧本 How I Met Your Mother Screenplay S01E012.doc

老爸老妈罗曼史 英文剧本 How I Met Your Mother Screenplay S01E012

INT. APARTMENT (Ted opening wedding invitation, Ted sits down and looks at R.S.V.P card, makes check mark) Future Ted VO: When youre single and your friends start to get married, every wedding invitation presents a strange moment of self-evaluation. Will you be bringing a guest or will you be attending alone? What its really asking is where do you see yourself in three months? Sitting next to your girlfriend or hitting on a bridesmaid? I always checked that I was bringing a guest. I was an optimist. (Two Months and 26 Days Later, Ted sitting on couch talking on phone) Ted: Who the hell am I gonna bring to this wedding? (screen splits, Barney in cab on phone on left side of screen, Ted on right side) Barney: Ted, have you ignored all my teachings? Ted: For the most part, yeah. Barney: You dont bring a date to a wedding. Thats like bringing a deer carcass on a hunting trip. Oh Ted, oh Ted, no, no date. Ted: Deer carcass, really? Thats the metaphor youre going for? Barney: Ted, its a simile. Ted: Well, its too late now. If I dont bring a date, a $200 piece of chicken-slash-salmon will go uneaten. I gotta bring someone, but who? Future Ted VO: Of course I knew who I wanted to bring: Robin. (TV screen showing Robin reporting in front of bridge) Future Ted VO: The big unanswered question in my life. Problem was, she was dating this really rich guy named Derek. (shot of Derek and Robin sitting in back of car) Future Ted VO: Pft, Derek. INT. MACLARENS (Marshall, Lily, Ted and Barney sit at booth, Robin stands by booth) Robin: Well, Derek and I just broke up. Lily: No, thats terrible, are you OK? Marshall: Yeah, do you need a drink or something? (Robin sits down next to Lily) Robin: Never really clicked. I felt bad though, he was pretty bummed. Barney: Dont beat yourself up. Hell be fine. I mean, the guys like a billionaire. He can put his platinum card on a fishing line and reel in 10 chicks hotter than you. Robin: Thanks, I feel a lot better. Think Ill get that drink now.

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