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It’s a New semester !  Are you ready? Warm-up activities just guess ! 1. why does a boy carry a ladder to the school? 2. what starts with T, ends with a T, and is full of T? 3.哪种水果的视力最差？ 4. 什么卡通人物最专情 5。为什么海是蓝色的？ Warm-up Jokes 1. Bad news Tina: “Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?” Kilo: “Give me the bad news first.” Tina: “Your wife found a picture worth a half million dollars.” Kilo: “That’s the bad news? (asked Tina incredulously ) I can’t wait to hear the terrible news.” Tina: “The terrible news is that it’s of you and your secretary.” 2 The price One day, the traveler, Kilo, arrived at the hotel owned by Tina and was shown a rather dingy room. Kilo: “What does this pigsty （猪圈 ）cost?” Tina answered, “For one pig, two dollars; for two pigs, three dollars.” A Story At the Theatre He finds that doctor who had examined him was sitting beside him. Immediately he said to the man doctor, “Excuse me, madam, but does this bus go to Main Street?” 短剧：意思意思 演员： Tina 扮演 “待业” Kilo 扮演 “处长” 处长：待业，你干什么来了？” 待业：我来意思意思。 处长：“意思意思？” 待业：”嗯。“ 处长：“你什么意思？ 待业：我没意思。 处长：“没意思你这是什么意思？” 待业：”呃，有意思……” 处长：“有意思说清楚了是什么意思？” 待业：“你这个……我这个意思呢恐怕你还不大了解我这个意 思。” 处长：“嗯。” 待业：“原来呢我是不好意思到你这儿来意思意思，可是要不 来意思意思，我又怕你说我不够意思。结果到这儿一 看，你这意思还有点不像是那个意思。其实我知道这 意思意思也没什么意思……嗯……我这意思您明白了 吧？” 处长：“什么乱七八糟的。” Example 2: One Minute’s trip Tina rang over a travel agent. Tina: “How long will it take to fly to Australia?” Travel Agent: “Just a minute.” ( and went to consult his time.) Tina: “Thank you.” Travel Agent: “Hello…Hello?” Tina (speak to her husband) : “ Honey, it’ll just take one minute! How fast ! ” Example 3 : I’m my father, madam. Kilo phones  to the teacher. Kilo pretended that he was the Father and asked for a few days off from the teach