国际关系概论 第五节 综合国力和霸权轮替.pptVIP

《国际关系概论》第五节 综合国力与霸权轮替 Drunk test...酒醉測試 A police officer? pulls? over? this? guy? whos? been weaving? in? and? out(忽左忽右) of the lanes. He goes up to the guys window and says, Sir, I need you to blow into this? breathalyzer? tube. The man says, Sorry, officer, I cant do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, Ill have a really bad asthma attack. Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the police station to give a blood sample. 　I cant do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, Ill bleed to death. Well, then, we need a urine sample. Im sorry, officer, I cant do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, Ill get really low blood sugar. All right, then I need you to come out right here and walk this white line. I cant do that, officer. Why not? Because Im drunk.’’ Key? words: breathalyzer（n.）酒精含量測定器(用于对酒后驾车者的检测); asthmatic（n.）氣喘病患者; hemophiliac（n.）血友病患者; urine（n.）尿; diabetic（n.）糖尿病患者 ?Do you? know? me....你認識我嗎？ 　 A small town prosecuting?attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a elderly woman. He approached her and asked, Mrs. Jones, do you know me? She responded, Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. Ive known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, youve been a big?disappointment?to?me.? You? lie,? you? cheat? on? your? wife,? you? manipulate? people? and? talk? about? them? behind? their? backs. You? think? youre? a? rising? big? shot(你以為自己有多了不起)when you havent the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit? paper? pusher(不值錢的坐辦公桌的人). Yes, I know you. The?lawyer?was?stunned.? Not? knowing? what? else? to? do? he pointed? across? the? room? and? asked,? Mrs.? Williams, do you know the defense?attorney? She again replied, Why, yes I do. Ive known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. I used to baby-sit him for his parents. And he, too, has been a real disappointment to me. Hes lazy, b