【学英语】老友记第一季第一集中英文台词S01E01.docVIP

PAGE \* MERGEFORMAT PAGE \* MERGEFORMAT 1 《老友记》 第一季 第一集 （中央咖啡厅） 没什么好说的！他只不过是我的同事 Theres nothing to tell. Its just some guy I work with. 少来了，和你交往的男人… Come on. Youre going out with a guy. 多多少少一定有点问题！ Theres gotta be something wrong with him. 他既驼背又戴假发？ So does he have a hump and a hair piece? 等一下，他是不是会吃粉笔？ Wait. Does he eat chalk? 我只是不希望你 重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙 I dont want her to go through what I went through with Carl. Oh. 各位放轻松，这不算约会 Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. 不过是两个人一起出去吃晚餐 而且不上床 Its just two people going out to dinner and not having sex. 对我来说这就是约会 Sounds like a date to me. 做了个梦，在中学时代 我站在餐厅中央… Im back in high school, in the middle of the cafeteria... 突然发现自己全身赤裸 ...and I realize Im totally naked. 对，没错 我做过那样的梦 Oh, yeah. Ive had that dream. 我低头一看，看见有一个电话… Then I look down and I realize there is a phone... 在那里 ...there. 而不是… 没错 Instead of... Thats right! 我没做过那样的梦 没有 That one, Ive never had. No. 突然，那个电话响了 All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. 结果是我妈妈打来的 And it turns out its my mother. 这非常奇怪 因为她从来都不会打电话给我！ Which is very, very weird because she never calls me. 嗨 Hi. 这家伙说〝嗨〞的时候 我却想杀了我自己 This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. 你还好吧，亲爱的？ Are you okay, sweetie? 我就感觉好像某人伸手进我的喉咙 抓住我的小肠，从我的嘴里拉出来 I feel like someone grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth... 再在我的脖子上打结… 要吃饼干吗？