课间论真爱13：妖精与色鬼.pptxVIP

精明的女人与精明的男人 钱志亮课间轻松阅读 钱志亮眼里的女人 用“妖”和“精”就分成四类 一为既“妖”又 “精”：不会多，否则满大街都是妖精社会不得安宁 二为“精”而不“妖”：很有城府需加提防 三为“妖”而不“精”：吃点青春饭 四为不“妖”不“精”：命苦 妖＝天生丽质的妖娆＋为勾引而为的打扮 精＝先天遗传的聪明＋为最大利益的算计 钱志亮课间轻松阅读 钱志亮眼里的男人 用“色”“鬼”二字来描述 一为既“色”又“鬼” 二为“鬼”而不“色” 三为“色”而不“鬼” 四为不“色”不“鬼” 色＝堂堂仪表＋性激素偏多而导致的好色 鬼＝解决问题的智慧＋讨女人欢心的使坏 钱志亮课间轻松阅读 不色不鬼的男人＝笨蛋不妖不精的女人＝蠢货ROMANCE MATHEMATICS 色鬼＋妖精＝浪漫 Smart man + smart woman = romance 色鬼＋蠢货＝私通 Smart man + dumb woman = affair 笨蛋＋妖精＝婚姻 Dumb man + smart woman = marriage 笨蛋＋蠢货＝怀孕 Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy 钱志亮课间轻松阅读 购物数学SHOPPING MATH 男人总是花两元钱买他需要的价值一元钱的东西 A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. 女人总是花一元钱买她不需要的价值两元钱的东西 A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need. 钱志亮课间轻松阅读 一般方程与统计 (I)GENERAL EQUATIONS STATISTICS 女人在找到一个丈夫之前总是为未来担心 A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. 男人在找到一个妻子之后才开始担心未来 A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 钱志亮课间轻松阅读 一般方程与统计 (II)GENERAL EQUATIONS STATISTICS 成功的男人标志是，挣的钱比他的妻子能够花掉的还多 A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. 成功女人的标志是，她找到了这样一位丈夫 A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 钱志亮课间轻松阅读 幸福HAPPINESS 要想与一个男人幸福地相守，你必须对他多一份理解少一份爱 To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. 要想与一个女人幸福地生活，你必须尽量多爱她，而绝不要试图去理解她 To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. 钱志亮课间轻松阅读 长寿LONGEVITY 结婚的男人比独身的男人长寿，但是结婚的男人更多地想到去死 Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. 钱志亮课间轻松阅读 改变嗜好PROPENSITY TO CHANGE 女人嫁给一个男人，期望着他会发生改变，但他并没有变化 A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. 男人娶一个女人，期望着她不会变化，但她却改变了。 A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does. 钱志亮课间轻松阅读 谈话技巧DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE 女人在任何争论上都拥有最后的裁决权。 A woman has the last word in any argument. 任何问题在男人提出来之后，就变成一场新的争论。 Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 钱志亮课间轻松阅读 For you, 把这些话送给那些需要乐一乐的妖精和你认为可以应付