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人物：胡一菲，曾小贤，陆展博，林宛瑜，安妮，新郎 新娘 Good?moring?everybody!Welcome?to?my?friends?Wang?Tiezhu?and?Tian?Er’niu’s?wedding.I?am?the?host?of?the?wedding。I am the best man, my name’s Zeng Xiaoxian.Before the wedding; let’s enjoy a song s by me.Two?birds?on?the?trees?are?in?pairs?Green?water?and?mountains?with?smile.?Pick?off?a?flower;?I?put?it?on?my?wifes?head.? 胡：Whats?the?hell?you?are?doing?Your?awful?voice?destory?my?whole?plan. Leave?here?now曾：Why?I?am?the?best?roomate?of?bridegroom, he??I can?be?the?emcee,why?I?cant?be?here？ 胡：The?bride?is?my?best?friend?since?college.She?believes?I?can be?the?director?of?the?wedding.So,everything?here?will??be ?controlled by?me, Including you,emcee.Annie,ask the band begin to show. 曾：Oh,right,director Hu, We are a team,we need to work together,I prepared many programs for this wedding,How could you just cancel it, please let me do something. 胡：Team？Yeah, team needs you. Now you go to the bathroom and find out where the father is? 曾：But,I am the emcee！ 胡：We don’t need a emcee. (曾小贤无奈离开) Annie: Here comes the new couple. 胡：Every department, attention please! play the music, turn on the lights, in a word,open all you need.Attention!This is not just a practice! 婉瑜：Why are they all looking at us? 展博：I have no idea. 胡：展博，why are you here?And got off from a married car? 展博：I am sorry sisiter,It’s an accident. It’s a long story. 胡：Don’t say it now.how did you get here？ 婉瑜：We took the bus,then the tractor,then trailer and then a married car. 胡:It’s really long.who’s she? 展博：She’s my friend,Wanyu. 婉瑜：Hello, I’m Wanyu. 胡：Hello,this is my little brother. 婉瑜：I want to know when the wedding will start,I come here for it. 胡：It’s start right now. 曾：Hi,beautiful girl,I am Zeng Xiaoxian. 胡：He is my enemy.I asked you to find the father,Where is he? 曾:He sinks into the toilet and can’t come to the wedding.But I bring his clothes, 胡：What? There’s no time left, the bride and bridegroom will come soon. 曾：hahahaha.It’s my turn,I can be the emcee.