英语手抄报素材2017.10.29.docxVIP

English Story 一、English jokes 　　Brown: Im sorry to see you so unwell. Have you seen the doctor? 　　Jack: Yes. Im having three baths a day. 　　Brown: What for? 　　Jack: Dont know, doctors orders. He gave me some medicine and told me to follow the directions on the bottle, which read: One tablespoonful to be taken three times a day in water. 　英语笑话译文： 布朗：看到你身体这样不好真让人难过。你去看医生了吗? 　　杰克：看过了，我现在一天洗三次澡。 布朗：为什么? 杰克：我也不知道，这是医生的嘱咐。他给了我一些药并告诉我要按照药瓶上的说明去做。说明上面写着“一天三次在水中服一汤匙。” 二、English idiom story try to help the Shoots grow by pulling them upward/spoil things by excessive enthusiasm. There once was an impatient farmer who lived during the Song Dynasty.(sòng cháo,960-1279 AD). Everyday the anxious farmer would measure the growth of the crops. To his dismay, his crops were growing much slower than he expected. The farmer racked his brains trying to find better ways of planting in order to get quickerresults. One day he finally came up with a solution. He started to physically pull the crops out of the ground, thus making them taller. The farmer worked very hard and at day’s end was physically exhausted but mentally happy as his plan had produced the desired results. When the farmer went home, he told his son of his “brilliant” method. His son went to the field only to discover that all of his crops were all dead. 英语成语故事译文： 　　拔苗助长。春秋时代，宋国有个急性子的农夫。庄稼长出禾苗以后，他每天都去观看。令他沮丧的是，禾苗长得太慢。农夫绞尽脑汁想让禾苗长快些。一天他终于想出方法。他跑到田里，把禾苗一颗颗往上拔，使它们长高。农夫虽然很累但他很高兴看到禾苗长高。当农夫回家时，把这个好办法告诉了他儿子。他的儿子赶忙跑到田里去看，禾苗全都枯萎了。 三、English inspirational quotes（英语励志名言） 　　1、One is never too old to learn. 　　活到老，学到老。 　　2、One swallow does not make a summer. 　　一燕不成夏。(一花独放不是春。) 　　3、One who has seen the ocean thinks nothing of mere rivers. 　　曾经沧海难为水。 　　4、Out of sight, out of mind. 　　眼不见，心不烦。 　　5、Practice makes perfect. 　　熟能生巧。 　　6、Poverty is stranger to industry. 　　勤劳之人不受穷。 　　7、Rome was not built in a day. 　　罗马不是一日建成的。(伟业非一日之功。) 　　8、Sense comes with age. 　　老马识途。 　　9、So many men, so many minds. 　　人心各不同。 　　10、Some thing is learned every tim