My Dad Wrote a Porno《我爸写了小黄书（2019）》完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

-这可真是个盛大的庆典 -可不是嘛 -This is a celebration! -Hells yeah!靠 Damn!为人hearts;民hearts;干杯Power to the people.嘿 我只是想再看你一眼Hey! I just wanted to take another look at you.好的 让我们追根溯源 杰米So, take us back to the beginning, Jamie.这一切都是怎么发生的How did this all start?呃 好吧 就是 大概四年前Um, okay. So, about four years ago,呃 我收到一个叫洛奇 弗林特斯通的人的电子邮件后um, my life changed forever,我的生活彻底改变了uh, when I got an email from a guy called Rocky Flintstone.没想到这个洛奇 弗林特斯通是我老爸It turned out that Rocky Flintstone was my dad,他一直偷偷在花hearts;园hearts;里的小屋里写情hearts;色hearts;小说and hed been secretly writing porn in the garden shed.一本叫 眨眼的贝琳达 的小说The book was called Belinda Blinked,写得非常糟糕and it was horrific.简直不可思议It was amazing.这绝对是史上最糟的书Its the best worst book ever written.然后我的朋友 詹姆斯和爱丽丝 让我把它读给全世界听So then my friends, James and Alice, made me read it to the whole world.“贝琳达眨了眨眼 她不是在做梦Belinda Blinked. It wasnt a dream.“面试官刚刚让她脱掉她的夹克和丝绸衬衫”The job interviewer had just asked her to remove her jacket and silk blouse.这系列书的主角是一个叫贝琳达 布卢门撒尔的女人And the books are about a woman called Belinda Blumenthal,她在世界各处兜售钢锅瓢盆who shags her way around the world, selling pots and pans.pots and pans引申义为极度贫穷这本书一半讲情hearts;色hearts;一半讲职场Its one-half erotica, one-half business manual.于是我们开始了播客 从只有几个听众 So we started a podcast, and it went from a few people listening...啊 我看不见路了 I cant see anything! Aah!哦 我笑到哭出来了 Oh, no! I wet myself!到现在听众如云...to quite a lot of people listening.不过我们要说实话 这本书并不性感But we should say, its not a sexy book.“贝琳达呻hearts;吟hearts;着 而公爵夫人哼着小曲As Belinda groaned, the duchess hummed,“盯着她水润多汁的蜜hearts;穴hearts;”watching her perspiring pussy meat.啊 Ack!洛奇的比喻很奇特Rockys metaphors are unique.她的乳hearts;头hearts;现在和三英寸长的铆钉一样大了Her nipples were now as large as the three-inch rivets大到仿佛能铆住即将崩解掉泰坦尼克号hearts;which had held the hull of the fateful Titanic together.他对女性的身体没有任何概念And he has zero concept of the female body.“他抓住了她的宫颈”He grabbed her cervix...他是要杀了她吧Hes gonna kill her.老实讲 如果不是有我这个儿