Mr Inbetween《中间人先生（2018）》第一季第四集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

到了吗We there yet?没有No...你这个没耐心的小婊砸you impatient cunt.有什么惊喜So whats the surprise?不告诉你Not telling.为什么Why not?因为这是惊喜啊傻hearts;逼hearts;Cause its a fucking surprise.惊喜就是不能告诉你啊Thats the whole point of a surprise.如果告诉对方You dont tell the other person cause then it just...惊喜就毁了it ruins the surprise.可我不喜欢惊喜啊But I dont like surprises.这个你肯定喜欢Well, youll fucking like this one.- 看看吧 - 你会喜欢这个的- Yeah, well see. - Youll like this one.看吧Yeah, well see.别看Look the other way.跑这么大老远 可不能毁了惊喜I didnt come out this far for you to fuck it up.闭上眼睛 扭过头Close your eyes. Look the other way.最好是什么好事 哥们 真的This better be fucking good, mate, I tell you.闭眼吧Just close your eyes.闭眼了Theyre closed.手拿出来Put your hands out.我靠Get fucked.- 嘿 - 不是吧- Hey? - Fuck off.现在喜欢惊喜了吗Hey, you like surprises now, hey?- 这是斯特林冲hearts;锋hearts;枪hearts; - 不 是帕切特- Thats a Sterling. - No, thats a Patchett.帕切特Patchett?是斯特林的改进型 比司登轻机hearts;枪hearts;还好Better than a Sterling. Better than the Sten.二战几乎就靠它赢了Pretty much won us World War II打爆脑袋不成问题and itll blow your fucking head off.用这个干什么What are you doing with them?做水果沙拉Gonna make some fruit salad.别动Stay.你也别动Stay too.准备好了吗You ready?试试看 哥们This is it, mate.圣诞快乐咯Merry fucking Christmas.还有一个问题All right, Ive got another one for you.嗯Yeah.你更爱爽的房hearts;事还是好吃的Would you rather have great sex or great food?- 好吃的 - 好无聊- Great food. - Oh, thats boring.民以食为天嘛Well, you gotta eat.但是吃饱了Yeah, but if youre going to have the great food,上hearts;床hearts;不爽了就then you gotta have bad sex.什么时候上hearts;床hearts;还能不爽Whats bad sex?就是我和你一起的时候Oh, thats the sex I have with you.有趣有趣Oh... very funny.你要是想吃好吃的All right, if youre gonna have the great food,那你就必须then youve gotta have...和皱皱巴巴臭烘烘的老太太上hearts;床hearts;bad sex with like some stinky, crusty old granny.那我选择爽的房hearts;事Ill have the great sex, then.那你就没有好吃的了Okay, but then youre gonna have the bad food.没好吃的啥意思Whats bad food?你不爱吃什么I dont know. Whats a food you d