Sex and the City《欲望都市（1998）》第一季第十集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

?“新生儿送礼会”我们打开天窗说亮话Lets be honest.有时候要为别人感到高兴Sometimes there is nothing harder in life真不是件容易的事than being happy for somebody else.比如说 乐透彩得主Like lottery winners或某个27岁的成功人士or extremely successful people who are twenty-seven.而最痛苦的就是And then theres that hell on earth连朋友的鸡毛蒜皮小事 都要麻烦你that only your closest friends can inflict on you.新生儿的送礼会The baby shower.你不能把我五花大绑拖去参加You could not drag me to that thing if you put a grappling hook in my mouth.老实说 蛮可悲的Frankly, I think its sad.她得用孩子来证明自己的价值The way shes using a child to validate her existence.没错Exactly.她为何不学学我们 利用性和酒来证明自己Why cant she just use sex and a nice cocktail like the rest of us?我为她感到高兴Im happy for her. I am.如果我再看到罐鸟If I see another crepe paper stork,肯定撕烂它的嘴Im gonna rip its cardboard beak off.你是讨厌送礼会？Can I ask you...would any baby shower bother you还是讨厌兰妮办的？or is this one worse because its Laneys?讨厌兰妮办的Laney Berlin.你无法用言语形容兰妮柏林You cant really describe he.只能亲身体会You just had to know her.那是八年前的事 你可能也在场Chances are eight years ago, you probably did.饶了我吧So help me.若她在我沙发上搞 就得买hearts;hearts;下She fucks on my couch, she buys it.你就是用这招买hearts;hearts;下我的沙发Isnt that how you got the couch from me?兰妮 让我们看一下咪hearts;咪hearts;Hey, Laney, show us your tits!拜托 少来了Oh, give it a rest.你们还没看够吗？You guys have seen enough of my tits.兰妮的记录辉煌Laney did AR for a record label,可能就像她自己说的 为了性而付出惨重代价or as she used to call it, sex with an expense account.她只要一从童子军营回来Every time she went on a scouting trip,就会带些新东西回家she came back with some hot new group像是不常见的妇女病and a gynecological condition no one had ever heard of.现场这么多人围观Those things make so many public appearances,她应该请个经纪人才对they need a booking agent.看看她Look at her.自信心不足的海报女郎The poster girl for low self-esteem.我自信心也不足 但我用健康的方式来满足自己You know, I have low self-esteem but I express it the healthy way吃一大盒的欧瑞尔饼干by eating a box of Double Stuf Oreos.她真可悲Shes so sad.脱掉Take it off!莎曼珊和兰妮是长久以来的死对头Samantha and Laney had a long standing riv