郭德纲经典语录（国外英文资料）.docVIP

郭德纲经典语录 Guo Degang classic quotations... Grey wolf and other pleasant goat 0 fans The 1 floor 1: Grandpa, how can the United States go? Who knows? Ask the head of the village! 2: you make a big noise without electricity! 3: you dont go to eat out, go to who pay. 4: crosstalk good! Attack ugly, strong and healthy. 5: the old gentleman was left to the traditional cross talk of a total of more than 1000, after we cast these years of continuous efforts, now, with more than 400. There are three hundred sections that will not be mentioned. There are 100 sections that conflict with the construction of a harmonious society. 6: listen to cross talk to show you are patriotic. We have one child in our neighborhood, seven foreign countries, what English, Japanese, Korean, Yugoslavia, north, Slavic, and Slavic languages I sit with the Eight Power Allied forces to swears he can not like! Tell him you listen to comic dialogue. No!! Cant understand! The law, no matter how I killed him! He can not understand the foreign talks of the seven nations! 7: the house in a disastrous state, a rain to be a pro Life: outside the room outside the rain rain, rain inside, sometimes the rain is too large, the whole family to shelter in the house of lords. 8: you must be willing to die, I would like to bury. 9: everyone is willing to listen to, ah, is willing to listen to, or is willing to listen to, ah, I will never demand. 10: this guy robbed the bank and drove to the North Third Ring road. Half past five pm! When the police arrived on the road block is firm. 11: you shameless appearance, I have the charm of the year. 12: ah? You dont know me? Im an artist! Ive been an artist for over a week now. 13: Guo Degang: Emperor brother, I hope the world peace, world peace and prosperity, the people live and work in peace, no war, for you, huh? God thought, its hard. Lets call it a spade a spade. I dont have the power, really, really. Brother, Im not trying to save your face. I wont tell you anything els