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全套经典搞笑短信,笑话,爱情宣言。绝对经典,绝对!巨强!~（A full set of classic funny short messages, jokes, love declarations. Absolutely classic! Absolutely! Huge! ~!） A full set of classic funny short messages, jokes, love declarations. Absolute classic, absolutely! Great! ~.txt15 mature wheat bowed his head, that is teaching us humility; a group of ants can carry large bones, it is teaching us unity; gentle drops through rock, it is teaching us tough; busy bees in the flowers, it is teaching our hard-working. Since 1 to give you a shit, shit the heaviest gift, you will eat a pound, even more full, such as sleep dung quantity insufficient still please help yourself! 2 vital self testing: fart, takes down, then observe the people around without smell smell. If you have, you should exercise more according to this law; if not, then you are superman! 3, a man shopping urgency, ready to urinate in the corner, the old lady saw, said: everywhere pee fine five yuan.. Who says I urinate? Can I take a look at it? 4, the new route of Overseas Tourism - Afghanistan seven day tour has been solemnly launched: living in caves, learning bomb making and escape skills, lucky people have more opportunities to take pictures with Laden 5 love is overdue, the situation has been shut down, the fate is not in the service area; also want to pain, too sad, when payment start again? Hengpi: dreams come true 6 water sprinkling Festival, a man suddenly cursed: mama, who spilled my? People advise: spill you, bless you. Scold: come here less, which idiot is throwing me with boiling water? 7 jump off the notice: to the seven floor, panting to the six floor, struggling to the five floor, disabled to four floor, hospitalized to the third floor, frightening to the two floor, watching the first floor. The 8 day you took the knife from a pig, pig escaped into a dead end, just listen to the pig knees to beg for you: this is the same root, fratricidal! 9, warning: your mobile phone due to overload, the internal changes occur, th