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2012笑话（2012 jokes） The flowers have talent, haha very awesome joke. I will integrate the bug of the classic joke ha area appears cold piece, and then several scripts popular on the network for overall, inadequacies also hope have a lot of peanut, the most important thing is more welcome! The 1. mid-term exam the ancient Chinese Translation: It passes like this. Schiff, regardless of day and night. The teacher finished the examination paper and said to the class seriously, our class has a translator who reads, the dead man looks like my husband and looks like the day and night. . 2. the little boy asked Ding Ding, who was playing with him, when you grow up.. Would you like to marry me? Oh, no, said Ding Ding. I love you so much that I cant marry you. Because in my family, I can only marry my family. For example, my father married my mother, my grandmother married my grandfather, my uncle married my aunt. The little boy cried 3., several girls together to talk about what kind of husband will marry in the future. One of them said firmly, Im not going to be a soldier! the other girls puzzled and asked, why? Because he learned not only to wash and cook in the army, but more importantly, he learned to obey orders!... 4. Xiao Mings dog is obedient, very smart. The father asks what is 1 plus 1, the dog calls 2 voices; what is 2 plus 2, the dog calls 4 voices. One day, the neighbors child did not sleep all night. He said that Xiao Mings dog was crazy and called the whole night. The father asked Xiao Ming what was going on. Xiao Ming said, I asked him about 10 thousand and 10 thousand....... 5., and friends to go to the supermarket to buy shrimp, ask the salesman if there is no fresh, the salesman said that the shrimp did not die, just in hibernation, and then ask how much we buy? I said to my friend, lets go, dont disturb them.... 6. kindergarten, one male and two female three children playing house. The boy said, I want to be a father. a girl said, I want to be a mother. Th