老友记笔记（原创）第7季.doc

The One With Chandler and Monica’s Wedding Part I Written by: Greg MalinsPart II Written by: David Crane Marta KauffmanParts I II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen 723 莫妮卡与钱德的大喜日子（上集） 婚礼筹备过程中，罗斯以“长兄”的身份找钱德谈话, 警告他说如果他敢伤害莫妮卡, 一定要他好看。 这话把大家都逗乐了。 莫妮卡强调瑞秋会忘了她的责任之一。 乔伊在一部一战片中得到个角色，剧中另一演员Richard教导他说，伟大的表演全靠吐词清晰，铿锵有力； 而吐词清晰，必须得口沫横飞。 婚礼彩排开始； 钱德的父母故作端庄状。 钱德害怕组成像他父母那样的家庭（the Bings），临阵脱逃； 罗斯到处找他。 盖勒夫妇来到咖啡馆，老盖勒先生对阿甘颇有好感。 当瑞秋和菲比讨论如何不让莫妮卡发现钱德逃婚时，意外在莫妮卡的浴室发现莫妮卡怀孕的证据。 乔伊发现工作计划上写着婚礼当天他得拍戏。 7.23 The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding, Part 1 In preparation for the wedding, Ross has the big brother talk with Chandler, telling him that if he ever hurts Monica, hell kick Chandlers ass. This amuses everybody. Monica stresses that Rachel will forget one of her responsibilities. Joey gets a part in a World War I movie (Over There), with an actor (Richard) who teaches him that great acting means enunciation, and enunciation means you spit. The wedding rehearsal dinner is held; Chandlers parents feign(vt.装作 假装) civility(n.礼貌 端庄). Chandler freaks out about becoming the Bings and disappears; Ross goes to look for him. The Geller parents stop by the coffee shop; Mrs. Geller takes a liking to Gunther. While Rachel and Phoebe wonder how to keep Monica from finding out Chandler is missing, Phoebe finds a positive pregnancy test in Monicas bathroom. Joey finds out hes scheduled to work the day of the wedding. 724 莫妮卡与钱德的大喜日子（下集） 瑞秋和菲比决定把莫妮卡怀孕的消息保密。 乔伊在拍片现场设法脱身，却难以如愿。虽然他只有一场戏，却因为大明星喝醉而迟迟拍不完。 罗斯和菲比到钱德的办公室逮到他，逐步劝他回去结婚。 瑞秋负责拦住莫妮卡, 万般无奈中她几乎要讲出钱德逃婚的真相，幸好罗斯和菲比及时将钱德带回。 乔伊仍未赶到，瑞秋抓了个希腊东正教的神父来充数。 钱德仍然犹豫不决，直到他无意听到菲比提起莫妮卡怀孕的事，他才终于肯面对现实。 乔伊为准时参加婚礼，不得已绑架了大明星，在最后一秒，他来到了婚礼现场。 钱德对莫妮卡说他已经知道有孩子的事了；莫妮卡一头雾水。 大伙不知道的是，瑞秋才是怀孕的人。 7.24 The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding, Part 2 Rachel and Phoebe decide to keep their knowledge of Monicas pregnancy a secret. Joey tries to get out of filming, but cant. He only has one scene to do, but it drags on(v.拖延) all day because the star is drunk. Ross and Phoebe fi