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* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * FINISH Currently the Red team management is having a new boat designed; and to demostrate fiscal and HR dexterity for stockholders they also outsourced the rowing to India. Funny Hotel Notices In The Lobby: 1) English well speaking. 2) We take your bags and send them in all direction. 3) In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter. 4) The elevator is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. 4a) In the lift: Do not enter the elevator backwards, and only when lit up. 4b) To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. 5) Customers are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 am daily. Funny Notices In the Bedroom: 1) Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing please not to read notice. 2) Please to bathe inside the tub. 3) Please leave your values at the front desk. 4) You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. 5) Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose. Classic Halloween Jokes What kind of alley does a ghost prefer to haunt? A dead end. Why wasnt the vampire working? He was on his coffin break. What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost? Fasten your sheet belt. What is a vampires favorite type of ship? A blood vessel. Whats a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?The roller ghoster What was a witchs favorite subject when they were in school?Spelling! What musical instrument does a skeleton play?A trombone. Why dont skeletons like parties?They have no body to dance with. Why did the mummy call the doctor?Because her baby was coffin. Fitness - American Style I suppose the only excuse is if the men are running up the down escalator - unlikely Lines from real resumes 1. I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience. 2. I have lurnt Word for Widows, computor