绝望的主妇第一季第三集剧本.docVIP

1X03: PRETTY LITTLE PICTUREOriginal Airdate on ABC: October 17, 2004 ANNOUNCER: Previously on Desperate Housewives, Susan took dating tips from her 12 year old daughter. JULIE: If you wanna date him, youre gonna have to ask him out. SUSAN: I keep hoping hell ask me out. JULIE: Hows that going? (Cut to: ) ANNOUNCER: Bree accidentally poisoned her husband. REX: I cant believe you tried to kill me. BREE: Yes, well, I feel badly about that. (Cut to: ) ANNOUNCER: Lynette indulged in creative parenting. LYNETTE: If any of you acts up, I will call Santa and tell him you want socks for Christmas. (Cut to: ) GABRIELLE: I really hate the way you talk to me. CARLOS: And I really hate that I spent $15,000 on your diamond necklace. ANNOUNCER: While Gabrielle indulged in the company of her gardener. (Cut to: GABRIELLE, pushing a half-naked JOHN out the window, as CARLOS walks in the house.) GABRIELLE: Hi honey, youre home early. (Cut to: ) ANNOUNCER: And everybodys wondering? (Cut to: SUSAN, holding the mysterious note I KNOW WHAT YOU DID IT MAKES ME SICK IM GOING TO TELLSUSAN: Oh Mary Alice, what did you do? ANNOUNCER: Why their best friend just killed herself. BREE: How much do we really wanna know about our neighbours? (Cut to: MIKE, putting down a gun on his side table. Cut to: The mysterious chest PAUL dumped in the river floating up to the surface.ANNOUNCER: Everyone has a little dirty laundry. (Fade out) OPEN ON: [INT. CREMATORIUM -- NIGHT] (We open on MARY ALICE, lying in a coffin. A coffin cover, with a label MARY ALICE YOUNG is slid over the top. A hand turns a knob, and we see cogs turning as a furnace is opened, and the coffin slides into the furnace.) NARRATOR: After I died, I began to surrender the parts of myself that were no longer necessary. My desires, beliefs, ambitions, doubts, every trace of my humanity was discarded. I discovered when moving through eternity, it helps to travel lightly. In fact, I held on to only one thing