英语口语学习资料美剧台词 《friends》第二季第五集.doc

美剧台词 《friends》第二季第五集 205 The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant [Scene: At Chandler and Joeys. Ross and Chandler are there. Ross is watching wrestling.] ROSS: Man, I sure miss Julie. CHANDLER: Spanish midgets. Spanish midgets wrestling. Julie. Ok, yes, I see how you got there. (phone rings) ROSS: You ever figure out what that things for? CHANDLER: No, see, Im trying this new screening thing. You know, I figure if Im always answering the phone, peoplell think I dont have a life. My god, Rodrigo never gets pinned. (MACHINE--JOEYS VOICE): Here comes the beep, you know what to do. JADE: Hello, Im looking for Bob. This is Jane. I dont know if youre still at this number, but I was just thinking about us, and how great it was, and, well, I know its been three years, but, I was kinda hoping we could hook up again. I barely had t he nerve to make this call, so you know what I did? CHANDLER: What? JADE: I got a little drunk...and naked. CHANDLER: Bob here. CHANDLER: (on phone) Whatve you been up to? JADE: Oh, you know, the usual, teaching aerobics, partying way too much. Oh, and in case you were wondering, those are my legs on the new James Bond poster. CHANDLER: Can you hold on a moment? I have another call. (to Ross) I love her. ROSS: I know. CHANDLER: Im back. JADE: So, are we gonna get together or what? CHANDLER: Um, absolutely. Uh, how bout tomorrow afternoon? Do you know uh, Central Perk in the Village, say, five-ish? JADE: Great, Ill see you then. CHANDLER: Ok. Ok. Having a phone has finally paid off. ROSS: Even though you do do a good Bob impression, Im thinkin when she sees you tomorow, shes probably gonna realize, hey, youre not Bob. CHANDLER: Im hoping that when Bob doesnt show up, she will seek comfort in the open arms of the wry stranger at the next table. ROSS: Oh my god. You are pure evil. CHANDLER: Ok, pure evil, horny and alone. Ive done this. (At Monica and Rachels) ROSS: (on phone) Yeah, yeah, everybodys here. Hey, everybody, say hi to Julie in New Mexi