Band Aid《创可贴（2017）》完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

Its one dish.就一个盘子One dish?一个盘子Okay, are you blind or just legally retarded?你是瞎还是有智障There is one dish in that sink that I put there.只有一个盘子是我放的Really, Ben? And youre,你认真的吗 本 多说一句happen to be quite the dish Nazi, I might add.你简直像是 洗特勒When did you, everything is like,什么时候开始 你就只能看到this is not clean enough.这儿不够干净Theres smudges on this plate. - Dont do that.盘子太脏 - 别说了Stop doing that.别说了For sure, stop doing that.说真的 别再这么说了Its super offensive.这太伤人了Cause I come from a long line of Holocaust survivors.我的祖辈是纳粹屠hearts;杀hearts;的幸存者啊How could there be a long line of Holocaust survivors?大屠hearts;杀hearts;幸存者怎么能算祖辈Theres only one or two generations从大屠hearts;杀hearts;到现在that were in the Holocaust.才一两代而已Youre gonna tell me你跟我说that theres one dish... Did you call me...这个水池里 你刚才In this sink? Legally retarded before?只有一个盘子 是不是说我智障Its so insensitive, its so insensitive.这太不尊重人了 太不尊重人了Okay. - Im not doing this.知道吗 - 我不想说这个Could you imagine if my aunt was here?假如我姑妈在这 她会怎么想For someone that has claimed to be offended对于一个声称by conversation recently... Grow up.被刚才的谈话伤了的人 成熟点吧The word retarded I cant...智障这个词 我真的Is so offensive.难道就不伤人了吗Fucking deal with you.我他妈没法和你交流Yeah, the are more... Honestly, Ben.是 不只一个 说真的 本Theres more than one dish... Grow the fuck up.这回的确 你hearts;他hearts;妈hearts;能成熟点吗This time.不止一个But you did say retarded. Like, seriously?但是你骂我智障 天哪 你认真的吗And that is so hard to hear.太伤人了How many years, Ben?多少年了 本How many years, no. Particularly in the last 10多少年了 确切来说 是近十年来have people really started人们开始用这个词to take offense to that word. How many years have I been去骂人 多少年了 我他妈一直asking you to do the fucking dishes?就叫你去刷个盘子And it just still has to be到了现在还是像this cat and mouse game... Well, how many years...猫捉老鼠一样 那么 多少年了Where you force me... Have I been asking you...是你逼得我 我一直想让你To be the nag? To give me变得啰啰嗦嗦的 帮我a blowjob every once in awhile?口一下I cant even remember我都不记得上一次the last time