Take Me Home Tonight《今晚带我回家（2011）》完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

多莉·弗雷德金回来了Tori Frederking is back.暑假她去欧洲旅行了Her parents sent her to Europe她父母送的毕业大礼for the summer as a graduation gift...不过她已经回来了but shes back.已经有3个人在这个商场里看到过她了Now I have 3 confirmed sitings of her in this mall.麦特 我对多莉·弗雷德金没兴趣Matt, I dont care about Tori Frederking.我对眼前这位风情万种的女人更有兴趣I care about her, aged to perfection.我的菜Daddy likie.巴里 好好听我说Barry, you gotta focus here, man.我说的可是弗雷德金哦Im talking about The Frederking.是你要好好想想You have to focus, okay.十年级的时候That was in the 10th grade.你们俩跑到一个衣柜里玩大冒险You got Truth or Dared into a closet with the girl.确切地说是天堂七分钟That was literally, seven minutes in heaven.当我们从衣柜里出来When we got out of that closet,她跟在场的人说我是she told everyone at the party that I was...-接吻高手 -接吻高手- An amazing kisser. - An amazing kisser.她确实说了She did!可是 你都没有吻她But, you didnt kiss her.整整七分钟You spent seven minutes你吓得动都不敢动shitting your pants and not making a move.我知道自己逊毙了 她镇定得很I know, thats what makes her so fucking awesome.从衣柜出来之后When I got out of the closet,大家都在取笑我everyone started ragging on me for choking.她就撒谎说我是个接吻高手She lied and said I was an amazing kisser.-绝对演技派 -影后级别的- Pretty stellar move, huh. - To the max.我的妈呀 这事Oh my god. Ive been hearing你还要说多久啊this story since we shared our mothers uterus.顺便问一句Oh, and by the way,那之后你有胆子约她吗did you have the balls to ask her out after that?没有...I cant remember...那是因为我没有机会No, but only because I never had my In.-别学我说话 -别学我说话- Dont do this! - Dont do this!-拜托 -拜托...- Come on. - Come on..你怎么总是知道我要说什么How do you always know what Im gonna say?-靠 -靠- Fuck! - Fuck!龙凤胎的心有灵犀好可怕You guys are really freaking me out with the twins shit.学着点吧 兄弟 看我怎么泡妞Watch and learn brother. Im going in.眼神要有气势 兄弟Eye of the tiger, buddy.绝对到位I tiger.-我看没戏 -肯定没戏- Dont like how this looks. - No, no good.你喜欢听音乐吗So uh, so you like uh, music?非常讨厌I hate it!没戏了Swing and a miss.别来书那招 巴里Oh, not the book Barry.不 不 别提孙子兵法 天哪No, no. not the art of war. oh god.你读过孙膑写的《孙子