《黑衣人：全球追缉（2019）》完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

黑衣人 全球追缉 巴黎 2016年 天呐 我太讨厌巴黎了 God, do I hate Paris. 别担心 地球也许马上就毁灭了 Not to worry. Probably wont be around much longer. 游客止步 禁止入内 这一刻我已经等了很久了 Ive been waiting a long time for this. 我想说的是... I guess what... What Im trying to say is, -莉莎 你愿意嫁... -你们好 - Lisa, will you mar...? - Bonjour. 我们是铁塔保安 Were with Tower security. 非常抱歉 Were terribly sorry, 但你们不应该来这里 but youre not supposed to be here. -抱歉 -抱歉 - Sorry. - Sorry. 那么 她答应了吗 So? She say yes? -我还没求婚 -他还没求婚 - I havent asked yet. - He hasnt asked yet. 那真是太遗憾了 不是吗 Well, thats a terrible shame, isnt it? 因为你们看 那边闪烁的灯 Because, you see, that blinking light back there 说明二号hearts;传送门遭到入侵 means theres been a breach in Portal 2. 也就是说 几分钟后 Which means, in just a few minutes, 全宇宙最邪恶的生物 蜂兽 the most vile creatures in the entire universe, the Hive, 将把我们所有人从里到外吃得一干二净 are gonna consume every last one of us from the inside out. 你们在说什么 I dont understand. 你们只要盯着这里看 All will be explained if you look right... 就懂了 here. 铁塔因修缮而关闭 The Tower was closed for repairs. 下去的时候向她求婚 Ask her on the way down. 这边请 This way, please. 谢谢 Thank you. 小心缝隙 Mind the gap. 好了 开始吧 Right. Shall we? 我们上 Lets do this. 游客止步 禁止入内 你们好啊 Hey, guys. 你是谁 Who the hell are you? 到地面后再向她求婚一次 Ask her again down on the ground. -你回来了 -嗯 - There you are. - Yeah. 好了 我们再试一次吧 All right. Lets try this again, shall we? 现在怎么办 So, whats the play here? 我们以前经历过这种情况 Weve been in this situation before. 我们从未对峙过蜂兽 Weve never faced the Hive before. 他们也从未对峙过我们 Theyve never faced us. 记好了 Always remember, 宇宙总有办法 The universe has a way of leading you 在恰当的时机 to where youre supposed to be 将你引向应该去的地方 at the moment youre supposed to be there. 是啊 有时候宇宙也会搞错 Yeah, well, sometimes, the universe gets it wrong. 布鲁克林 二十年前 你在这里 时间简史 从大爆hearts;炸hearts;到黑洞 史蒂芬·霍金著 让我们动起来 Lets have some action. 1984年电影《紫雨》 把屁hearts;股hearts;扭起来 I want some asses wiggling. 要有进步 I want some perfection. 去拿我的三号hearts;木杆 Get my three-wood. -麻利点 -好好好 - Come on, lets go. - Okay, okay. 小心点 Careful. 天啊 Oh, my God! -天啊 宝贝 -怎么了 -