《一百样东西》完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

这是我们的曾祖父母These are our great-grandparents.他们有57样东西They had 57 things.然后世界大战发生了Then there was a world war...还有通货膨胀and inflation.没关系 他们相信上帝No matter. They believed in God以及死后会有更好的生活and a better life after death.这是我们的祖父母These are our grandparents.他们有200样东西They had 200 things.希hearts;特hearts;勒hearts;上台后Then they had Hitler.他们便一无所有了And then they had nothing.但是没关系 他们相信未来But no matter. They believed in the future,一定会繁荣昌盛which promised prosperity.这是我们的父母These are our parents.他们有650样东西They had 650 things.然后有了柏林墙Then they had the wall...还有斯塔西档案and a Stasi file.但是没关系 国家统一了 他们相信自hearts;由hearts;But no matter, reunification came and they believed in freedom.这是我们And this is us.我们平均有一万样东西On average, we have 10,000 things.一万样10,000.我们有繁荣We have prosperity.我们有自hearts;由hearts; 这里就是未来We have freedom. The future is here.然而现在呢And now?保罗Paul.保罗 你得起床了Paul, you have to get up.嘿 到点了Hey, its time.但是我们刚睡不久But we just went to bed.保罗 一大早就发牢骚Oh Paul, youre such a morning grouch.-现在几点了 -九点半What time is it? - 9:30 Am.-天气呢 -雪天 零下二摄氏度- Weather? - Snowing and minus two Celsius.-天气预报真是糟糕 -算了吧- Oh, and the forecast is miserable. - Never mind!保罗 你猜今天什么上新了Hey Paul, guess whats being released online today?联名人类跑鞋The Human Race Ultra Boost by Pharrell Williams?最好快点 预售还有五分钟开始Better hurry. Pre-sales start in five minutes.-什么 给我看看 -找我啊- What? Show me! - Find me.我在这 在这 不 这里Im here. Here! No, here!娜娜Nana!保罗 不要这么粗暴Paul! Dont be so rough.我去Shit!-你逗我呢 -啥- Youre kidding. - What?-你在干嘛 -健身- What are you doing? - Working out.健身勃起干嘛With an erection?走 快点儿Go! Hurry up.-西装在哪 -箱子里- Wheres the suit? - In the package!-哪个 -咖啡机旁边那个下面- Which one? - Under the one beside the coffee machine.很奇怪 我开始看新闻 然后特朗普发了推特Its funny. I start with the news, then Trump tweeted something,然后通过猫咪视频我点进了色情主页and via cat video links I end up at YouPorn.特朗普 猫咪 毛hearts;片hearts;Trump, cats, YouPorn.默克尔 北极熊 毛hearts;片hearts; 这简直是诅咒M