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脱口秀演 讲稿讲解 Good evening, everyone. My name is Joe Wong. But to most people, I am known as Who? Hu is actually my mothers maiden name, and the answer to my credit card security question. 各位晚上好，我是 Joe Wong(黄西 ) 。但是 对很多人来 说，听到我的名字，会 问 “谁” ?Who(同音 “ Hu”)恰恰是我 妈的娘家姓，也是我信用卡安全 问题的答案。 But joking aside, I just want to reassure everybody that I am invited here tonight. 但是玩笑 归玩笑，我想 让大家放心我今晚的确是受到邀  请来的。  ( 这里是隐指  Salah  夫 妇闯入白宫欢迎晚宴的新 闻 ) I grew up in China. Who wouldnt? 我在中国 长大。谁不是呢 ?(这是用自己的自大 讽刺美国人的自大 ) As my childhood memories are totally ruined by my childhood. When I was in elementary school, as part of the curriculum, I have to work at a rice paddy, right next to a quarry where they use explosives to break rocks. And that is where I learned that light travels faster than sound, which is almost as slow as a flying rock. 而我童年的所有 记忆都被我的童年 给毁了。读小学的 时候，作为课程的一部分，我要去稻田里 劳动，稻田的旁 边是一个采石 场，他们用炸药炸石头。也就是在那里，我知道了光的传播速度要比声音快，而声音的速度就和石 头飞的速度差不多慢。 My dad was a grumpy guy, but occasionally he would tried to cheer me up with jokes. But he doesnt do it right. When I was seven, one day he said to me, Hi, son, why is tofu better than centralized socialist economy? So, five minutes later, I said, Why? He said, Because I said so! 我爸爸是个脾气很怪的人，但偶 尔他也想用笑 话来逗我玩儿。可是他又做不好。我七 岁的时候，有一天他 问我， “嘿，儿子，你 说为什么豆腐比社会主 义计划经济要好 ? ”(风马牛不相及 ) 我想了五分 钟，然后 问他 “为什么呢 ?”，他 说 “因为 我说好就是好 ! ”(笑点在于：豆 腐，计划经济以及极端的父 权。豆腐和 经济放在一起本来就没有可比性，就好像 这种“我 说了算 ”的父 权也根本不可理 喻，让人又好气又好笑 ) I came to the United States when I was 24, to study at Rice University in Texas. That wasnt a joke, until now. 24 岁的时候来到美国，在 Texas 的 Rice University 求学。 这不是个笑 话，不过现在是了。 And I was driving that a used car with a lot of bumper stickers that are impossible to peel off. And one of them said, If you dont speak English, go home! And I didnt notice it for two years. 我当时开了辆二手车，保险杠上贴了好多 贴纸 ( 就类似我们的 “熊出没注意 ”那种 )，贴的很牢，就根本不可能撕下来。其中一 张写着 “如果你不 说英文，就 滚回家去 ”。(，这句话有歧视外来移民的意味 ) 而我两年后才看到它。 And like many other immigrants, we wanted our son to become the president of this co