Tucker Dale vs. Evil《双宝斗恶魔（2010）》完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

我们真要进去？这可是罪案现场

Areyousureweshouldbedoingthis?Itsstillacrimescene.

闭嘴比利不然做什么新闻调查

Sackup,Billy.Itscalledinvestigativejournalismforareason.

我们不要领个许可证什么的吗？

Yeah,butdontweneedapresspassorapermitorsomething?

领你个头啊

Presspassthis!

我觉着警hearts;察hearts;的调查肯定有遗漏

Youknow,thepolicemissedsomethinghere,Icanfeelit.

瞧着吧咱说不好能拿个美国广电奖

Whatdoyousay,Billy?WontaPeabodyAwardlookgreatuponyour...

双宝斗恶魔

3天前

阿巴拉契亚山脉西弗吉尼亚州

察克开快点-是啊伙计

Yo,Chuck,speedup,man!-Yeah,man,speedup.

这是我老爹的车开太快他会杀了我

Guys,thisismydadscar.SoifIgoanyfaster,hewillkillme.

我hearts;操hearts;

Holyshit!

操天啊快撞上了

Shit!Jesus,thatwasclose.

干爆你啊傻hearts;逼hearts;！

Youfuckingassholes!

这就到乡下啦你学猪叫几声

Weareinhillbillycountrynow,boys.Squeallikeapig!

咦嗬

Yeehaw!

查德人没进兄弟会不代表他是怪咖

Chad,justcostheyrenotinyourfraternitydoesntmeantheyrefreaks.

事实上进不了兄弟会的就是怪咖

Actually,itdoes,Allison.Yousee,youreeitherOmegaBetaoryoureafreak.

欧米茄！贝塔！欧米茄！贝塔！

OmegaBeta!OmegaBeta!

整一个脑残专列

Iminaoarfullofmorons.

不对哦哪个脑残会捎来这种好东西

No,ifweweremorons,wewouldnthavethoughttobringthis.

得啦我纠正姐宣布你丫是一天才！

OK,Istandcorrected.Youareafuckinggenius.

开快点察克后面要超上来了

Hey,Chuck,speedup,man.Theyregonnapassus.

哦天！

Oh,jeez.Whoa,Jesus.

你们看到那家伙瞅我们的眼神了么？

Didyouseethewaythoseguyslookedatus?

嘿伙计们！

Hey,guys!Guys!

我们忘了拿啤酒

Weforgotthebeer!

不会吧

No!

你能够带齐所有你要用的东西吗？总有些要补充的...

Sureyougoteverythingyouneed?Cosonceyougetupthere...

你们要点啥？

CanIhelpyou?

呃你这有没有啤酒？

Uh,yeah.Wheresyourbeerat?

啤酒在后面

Beersintheback.

瞧把这些小孩吓得

Youseethewaythemkidslooked?

咱们还是对对货吧-好34吋钉子

Readthatlistbacktome.-OK,three-quarter-inchnails,

弓形锯吊钩

hacksaw,balinghooks,

除草大镰刀...夹具...

brush-clearingScythe,clamps...

查德我们要杀虫剂吗？

Hey,Chad,doweneedmorebug...

横锯...-查德？

crosscuttinghandsaw...-Chad?

润滑避孕套...-查德？

lubricatedcondoms...-Chad?

手钻...

Handdrill...

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Femininenapkins,stonebit,one-ei