有趣的中式英语大全.doc

中式英语汇编 1．no three no four 不三不四 2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 　　 3．you dont bird me,I dont bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 　　 4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝 　　 6．you me you me 彼此彼此 　　 7．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！ 　　 8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知... 9．Watch sister 表妹 10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouses son can make hole!! 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足 12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述 13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放 14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过 15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too! 小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for? 小明：I am sorry five! 16．If you want money, I have no; if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条 17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。 18．you have two down son。 你有两下子。 19．as far as you go to die 有多远，死多远！！ 20．I give you face you don’t want face, you lose you face ,I turn my　face 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 21．People mountain and people sea. 人山人海 22．seven up eight down 七上八下 23．love who who 爱谁谁 24．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿 25．一说：you have seed, give you some colours to see see! 你有种，给你点颜色看看 一答：you try try see！ 你试试看！ 26．雇主： how much do you want a month? 保姆： 800 yuan, eat you, sleep you 800块， 吃你的，住你的 27．wang eight eggs 王八蛋 28．no care three seven two ten one 不管三七二十一 29．ice snow clever 冰雪聪明 30．Try try see 试试看 31．you ask me,I ask who 你问我，我问谁去？ 32．horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎 33．where cool where you stay 哪儿凉快哪儿呆着 34．morning three night four 朝三暮四 35．sex is good 性本善 36．spring spring ,I love die you! 春春，我爱死你了。 37．play a big knife before guan gong 关公面前耍大刀 38．you and he have a log 你和他有一腿 39．niubility 牛气哄哄fire big 火大Go past, no mistake past. 走过路过，不要错过We two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁？CHicken without sexuaI life 童子鸡Four Glad Meatballs 四喜丸子直译：四个开心的肉球 Wa