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Heres my day so far Went to jail lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked Pretty good Still things could be a lot worse Oh thats right I’m falling to my death Guess they cant How did it all come to this you ask? My end starts at the beginning The very beginning Yes that’s me I had a fairly standard childhood I came from what you might call a broken home Literally broken I was eight days old and still living with my parents How sad is that? Clearly it was time to move on Here is your Minion he will take care of you And here is your nipple You are destined for I didnt quite hear that last part But it sounded important Destined for what? I set out to find my destiny Turns out a kid from the Blaupunkt quadrant had the exact same idea That was the day I met Mr Goody-two-shoes And our glorious rivalry was born! Could this be what I was destined for? A dream life filled with luxury? Apparently not Even fate picks its favorites天将降大任于斯人也 No big deal难不倒我 A much different fate awaited me A baby How thoughtful Oh yes yes I saw it and thought of you Luckily I found a lovely little place to call home Can we keep it? A place that taught me the differences between right and wrong Mr Goody-Two-Shoes on the other hand had life handed to him on a silver platter Our baby can fly Yes yes Nothing but the best for you Darling The power of flight invulnerability and great hair But I had something far far greater My amazing intellect A knack for building objects of mayhem After a few years and with some time off for good behavior I was given an opportunity to better myself through learning At a strange place called shh-ool It was there that I once again ran into Mr Goody-Two-Shoes He had already amassed a gigantic army of soft-headed groupies已经积累了一票的粉丝 He bought their affections with showmanship and extravagant gifts of deliciousness so I too would make this popped-corn and win over those mindless dregs Lights out! Thats when I learned a very hard lesson Good receives all the pra