双人相声剧本（Comic dialogue）.docVIP

双人相声剧本（Comic dialogue） Comic dialogue A walk on stage, applause...... ). A: Hello everyone! (Ju Gong) Im talking about a strange thing for you today...... (Otsuichis face runs on stage.) B: I was mad! Hum! A: whats the matter? Brother? B: Im leaving home. (finished and began to cry) A: not at all? B: what wont?! My mother wont buy me that 4 computer. A; that is called pentium. B: whatever it is. Its in fashion now. My mother wont buy it for me. Ill be in a hurry with her. A: (to the audience) where can there be such a person? B: that day, my mother and I went to the street and saw a computer shop and went in. I was immediately attracted by a computer. I asked my mother to buy it. She didnt buy it. A: how much is it? B: No, its not expensive. 4, 0, too. A: isnt it expensive? A: you! Its not easy for your mother to have you born. How do you do that? Run away from home...... You can think of it! B: (the language is slow and ashamed) what do you think? A; go back and apologize to her. B: all right. A: (facing the audience) look at this kind of person...... (at this moment, the door came angrily.) B: OK, you...... (in anger) forget it, when I lose. A: whats the matter? Whats up? B: you asked me to apologize. I went, but what happened?...... A: whats the result? B: as a result, my mother wasnt angry at all. A: is this good? B: whats good? She wont buy me a computer. Shes not a little ashamed. You dont say annoying annoying? A: are you going to apologize?! You expect her to apologize to you? B, its all you! Tell me to apologize. Isnt it a big loss now?. A: when you do something wrong, you must admit it and apologize. B: what should I do? Id like to say excuse me casually. Just listen to moms sincere apology. Now...... (angry) all blame you! A: who is it?! (finger B, facing the audience) A: havent you helped your mother once? B: what do you mean? A: just help her with the housework. B: yes! At the age of 8, I went to the trash, saw two green barrel, a big mouth, a small mou