Kick-Ass《海扁王（2010）》完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

宇宙守护神 保护我们远离邪恶Guardian of the universe protecting us against the forces of evil.他能徒手抓住子弹 拦住疾速的火车He can catch a bullet. Halt a speeding train.轻轻一跳就能飞跃高楼And leap tall buildings in a single bound.-在天上 -是鸟 还是飞机- Up in the sky! - Is it a bird? Is it a plane?白天只是一名邮差 晚上却化身超级英雄A mailman by day. The citys guardian by night.保卫纽约市民免受邪恶滋扰Defending the citizens of New York from the forces of evil.一群超乎常人的英雄们The world has been protected by a group of extraordinary men and women...致力于与犯罪作斗争 保护这个世界...who have dedicated themselves to fighting crime.另一个世界的神秘来客Mysterious traveller from another dimension.他的力量远远超出了人类He has powers far beyond the capabilities of mere earthlings.我总是奇怪 为什么在我之前没人尝试过I always wondered why nobody did it before me.想想看 在那些漫画 电影 电视剧里I mean, all those comic books, movies, TVshows.你以为只有真正怪癖宅人才会给自己做一身超人装Youd think that one eccentric loner would have made himself a costume.我是说 日常生活真这么激动人心吗 I mean, is everyday life really so exciting?学校和公hearts;司hearts;生活真这么惊心动魄Are schools and offices so thrilling...以至于只有我才去幻想这些吗...that Im the only one who ever fantasized about this?得了吧 坦白说Come on, be honest with yourself.每个人心中 都想成为一个超级英雄At some point in our lives we all wanted to be a superhero.顺便 这可不是我Thats not me, by the way.而是某个有精神病的亚美尼亚人Thats some Armenian guy with a history of mental health problems.我是何人Who am I?我是海扁王Im Kick-Ass.六个月前这才是我 当时这些破事还没发生Thats me... back before any of this crazy shit happened.我大概是那种最不像超级英雄的人了I guess I was the last person youd expect to become a superhero.不是说我有什么不正常Im not saying there was anything wrong with me...而是再正常不过了...but theres nothing special, either.-混球 -我体育不好- Asshole! - I wasnt into sports.数学不好 也不擅长打游戏I wasnt a mathlete or a hard core gamer.我身上没穿过环 也没厌食症I didnt have a piercing or an eating disorder,MySpace上好友也不多or 3000 friends on MySpace.我唯一的超能力就是能让女生们忽视我My only superpower was being invisible to girls.就算在朋友里 我也不是最会搞笑的And out of my friends, man, I wasnt even the