《喜剧之王》完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

这里是纽约现场And now from new york...杰瑞·兰福秀今天的特邀嘉宾有 托尼·兰德尔With Jerrys guests... Tony Randall理查德·德赖弗斯 罗尼·丹哲菲德Richard Dreyfuss, Rodney Dangerfield乔伊斯·布拉泽斯博士 娄·布朗和乐团Dr. Joyce Brothers, Lou Brown and the orchestra还有我这老家伙 艾德·荷丽西And little ol me... Ed Herlihy.现在让我们欢迎杰瑞And now say hello to Jerry!非常感谢 晚上好啊 你们真是好观众Thank you. Good evening to you. You look like a great audience.路易 你好吗 娄·布朗 女士们先生们Louie, how are you? Lou Brown, ladies and gentlemen,还有我们出色的兰福乐团And the marvelous Langford Orchestra.我们的乐团Group. Group.艾德 你今晚好吗Um...And, Ed, how are you tonight?-好极了 -非常好 抱歉叫醒你了-Very well. -Wonderful. Sorry I woke you.我该满足你的请求 先生I shall adhere to your request, sir.好的 你们想要杰瑞的签名 给我O.K. You want Jerrys autograph give me the books!让他写些私人的东西Have him write something personal!好的 给我 好的O.K, O.K! Give me the books! O.K., O.K.!让他写些私人的东西Have him write something personal.半个小时 半个小时 再见Half an hour! Half an hour! Goodbye!仅仅是在卡片上的Itll be just on a card.我只能为你做这些了Thats all Im giving you.我觉得自己进去拿签名简直是浪费时间I just dont feel like wasting my time going in by myself to get it.-你好呀 鲁朴 -你好 鲁朴Hiya, Rupert. Hello, Rupert.-鲁朴 你想要谁的 -谁的也不想要-Hey, Rupert, whod you get? -Nobody.我有鲁尼·丹哲菲德 理查德·哈里斯 想换芭芭拉I got Rodney Dangerfield, Richard Harris. Ill trade them for Barbra.阿伦·阿尔达 罗宾·威廉姆斯 任何你想要的Alan Alda, Robin Williams. Ill give you anyone you want.西尼 我真的不感兴趣 那不是我生命的全部Sydney, Im really not that interested. Its not my whole life.什么意思 那就是我生命的全部 我和西尼的Whats that mean? Thats my whole life, me and Sydneys?那不是我生命的全部 是你的 不是我的Thats not my whole life. Its yours, but not mine.杰瑞 杰瑞Jerry! Jerry!杰瑞 好样的Jerry! I love you!别 别走 杰瑞Dont... dont go, Jerry!不 不 杰瑞No! No! Jerry!杰瑞Jerry!别挤了好吗Would you stop shoving?杰瑞 别推了Jerry! Would you stop pushing?我不会 杰瑞 别 别Im not going to take... Jerry! No! No!杰瑞 杰瑞Jerry! Jerry!拜托了Please.等等Aah! Wait!站远点 请站远点O.K.! Stand back! Stand back! Please.让兰福先生透口气Let Mr. Langford get some air!站远点 签个名吧