30 Rock《我为喜剧狂（2006）》第七季第五集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

你知道这什么意思么Do you know what this means?不知道 我要一个上集提要No. I need a previously on.上集提要Previously on 30 rock...就剩下Florida了It all comes down to Florida.他们对我言听计从And they will do whatever I say.Jenna和她那两百万的微博粉 可能会是选举的决定因素Jenna and her 2 million Twitter followers might decide the election.要是我们能想到这个 就是说Jack在10分钟前就已经想到了And if we figured this out,that means Jack figured it out 10 minutes ago.走! 快走!Go! Now!在我失去兴趣之前!Before I lose interest!赶着去哪里吗 Lemon? - 没什么啊! 靠 被识破了!Going somewhere, Lemon? - Nothing!Damn it!Liz 原来你在这里Liz, there you are.我要你跟我结婚 这样我就不会被送回到加拿大去了I need you to marry me so I dont get sent back to Canada.不会吧? 现在你对我感兴趣了?Really? Now you have a thing?真是不知道之前为什么我这么担心 把我的弹珠宝石带来办公室Dont know why I was so worried about bringing my marble collection to work.我的黄油手啊!Butterfingers!我们怎么会有这个?Why do we have that?Jenna 我们要聊一下Jenna, we have to talk.我先 因为我是你最好的朋友而且事关紧急Me first,because Im your best friend and this is very important.你说的没错 跟Lemon先聊吧You know what? Talk to Lemon.我要说的事不适合你 还是找其他人吧Ill find someone else for my thing youre not right for.什么事? 我天生就是做事的材料What thing? I was born for it.我头发还不够金闪闪吗? 我可以把头放到微波炉里Am I not blonde enough?Because Ill put my head in a microwave.Jenna 够了 那是他的诡计Jenna, stop. Its a trick.他之所以需要你是因为 你就是总统大选的决定因素He just needs you, because youre gonna decide the presidential election.就剩下北Florida州了 他们那里的人可喜欢你了Its all about northern Florida, and they love you down there.那是 还用说嘛Tell me about it.Jacksonville要把他们新建的机场 脱衣舞俱乐部 用我的名字来命名Jacksonvilles naming their new airport...Sized strip club after me.No bottoms.你的一条微博 Romney就能赢Just one tweet from you to your fans, and Romney wins.那将是历史性的胜利Itll be historic.我们的第一个非常非常非常有钱的总统The first really, really rich president.不不 别听他说No, dont listen to him.美国更需要Obama 未来四年继续做他一直在做的事What america needs is four more years of the stuff Obamas been doing.比如说Like, um...跟那个男的Uh, the one with the guy.那是晚上 我还以为他站在一个护栏外面呢It was at night, and I feel like he was standing next to a fenc