30 Rock《我为喜剧狂（2006）》第五季第二十三集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

好了 冰棍已经化了All right. Now that the popsicles melted,刚好留下个压舌板weve got ourselves a tongue depressor.你帮我看看这些唇疱疹吧 我压力一大它们就出来了I wanted you to look at these cold sores. I get them when Im stressed out.不用不好意思 我是从妓hearts;女hearts;那传上的Nothing to be ashamed of.I get them from prostitutes.我这几个月特辛苦I just had a hard couple months.工作还是那么要命 而且还分手了Work has been crazy,and I went through a bad breakup.还有那个象征我死亡的破塑料袋And then there was this plastic bag that represented my death...听上去你需要点RR...sounds like you could use a little RR...朗姆酒和利他林Rum and ritalin.其实 我是想让你给我嘴上抹点药膏Actually, I was hoping youd just have an ointment for my mouth.好恶心 - 因为我得应对各种压力Gross.- Cause Im dealing with the stress thing.分手那段时间 我在汉普顿租了个别hearts;墅hearts;Over the break, Im renting a cottage out in the Hamptons.今年夏天我想做四件事-Theres just four things I want to do this summer...去户外运动 穿舒服的衣服Be outdoors, wear shapeless clothing,做点不用动脑子的事 比如说园艺 学学西班牙语do some mindless activity like gardening, and learn Spanish.我今年夏天也有四件事想做There are four things I want to do this summer.不过他们是室友 会有点困难But theyre roommates, so its tricky.好了 这是给你唇疱疹的处方All right, here is a prescription for your cold sores,这张空白的留着周末用and heres a blank one for the weekend.最后一件事 你怎么不hearts;穿hearts;裤子呢?Now, one final thing.Why arent you wearing pants?另一个医生让我脱下来的The other doctor told me to take them off.另一个医生?Other doctor?那是我弟弟RandyThats my brother Randy.明天他就得进监狱蹲一辈子了Tomorrow hes going to jail for the rest of his life.干得不错 Randy!Good one, Randy!嘿 要不要去Taco Bell一起吃午饭? (墨西哥风味快餐连锁店)Hey, you want to go to taco bell for lunch?站那儿别动 我知道人们都因为我老婆Hey... - Stop right there. I know that people are feeling sorry for me被金hearts;正hearts;日hearts;绑hearts;架hearts;替我难过because my wife was kidnapped by Kim Jong-Il.我知道... - 但是我不需要你的同情I know... - But I do not need your pity.我讨厌再听到那种口气And I am tired of hearing that tone of voice.嘿 伙计...Hey, buddy...我知道你现在的心情Hey, I know what youre going through.我也曾经绑hearts;架hearts;过一个女的I once kidnapped a