30 Rock《我为喜剧狂（2006）》第五季第六集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

我知道我有点心急了I know Im jumping the gun a bit,但我在爱马仕给宝宝做了这个but I had this made for the baby at hermes.这样她就可以骑保姆了! - 真可爱So she can ride the maid!- It is adorable.恩 我们还用 Charlotte这个名字不?Uh, but are we still in love with the name Charlotte?要啊 为啥这么问?I think so. Why do you ask?Charlotte?Charlotte?你有没搞错? - Lemon初中班上就有个CharlotteAre you serious?- Lemon went to middle school with a Charlotte课间喜欢拿自己磨树who used to rub herself against a tree during recess.你干嘛给Lemon讲这么私人的事I want to know why you would tell Lemon something so personal.我和Lemon的关系虽然看起来满奇怪 但其实我是她的导师I know that my relationship with Lemon may seem strange,but I am her mentor.Donaghy教学法讲究身临其境And the Donaghy mentoring experience is immersive.你得有个分寸 那个女人可是你的雇员There need to be boundaries.That woman is your employee.不 她不仅仅是个雇员 我的学生可不是随便选的No, shes more than that.I dont choose my mentees lightly.他们得有值当我宝贵时间的雄心壮志They have to have the drive and ambition to be worth my time,能够认清挑战的智慧the intelligence to understand the challenges theyre going to face,愿意接受帮助的谦逊心态 以及像个无底沼泽一般的混乱人生the humility to accept my help,and finally,a life that is a bottomless swamp of chaos.干劲 聪慧 谦逊 混乱...Drive, intelligence, humility, chaos...或者简称为DIHC 我在寻找DIHC (…这个和鸡hearts;巴hearts;的发音一样...)Or the acronym DIHC.Im looking for DIHC, Avery.无论何地我也要找到它 把它收归名下And Im gonna take it wherever I can find it.四年了 Jack 或许Liz都该毕业了Its been four years, Jack.Maybe its time for Liz to graduate.或许该你来怀这个孩子Maybe its time for you to carry this baby.或许你和Liz该一起抚养她 噢 不Maybe you and Liz can raise it.Oh, no.我大脑里激荡着疯狂的荷尔蒙Crazy hormone swing.为什么有这么大的洋葱味?Why does everything smell like onions?Lemon 和掌握分寸Lemon. Boundaries.知道了Got it.我为喜剧狂 第五季 第6集在这里您将参观到NBC的一个编辑室In here, you can see one of NBCs editing bays.TGS的主演 电影明星 Tracy Jordan 去世了Tracy Jordan, the star of TGS and numerous films, has died.不! 不 这不可能!No! No, it cant be!我还没和他待够 Jacob!Im not done with him, Jacob!把他留在这边! (穿越到LOST)He stays on this side!Kenneth Tracy没死Kenneth, Tracys not de