30 Rock《我为喜剧狂（2006）》第五季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

看啊 那些编剧把这个挂在我门上Look at this.The writers put it on my door.F,KRUGER我不知道这是什么意思 - 指的就是有一次I dont know what thats referring to.- Its referring to this one time我来工作之前做了个面膜that I got a chemical peel before work,还穿了个红绿相间的外套 还带了个小礼帽and I was wearing a red and green sweater and a fedora.但这些傻冒都这么干了好几个星期了But these douche-Bs have been doing this for weeks.拉拉Lemon - 第一反应Lez Lemon. - First thought.一百岁的春哥 - 真逊Winona Ryder in a hundred years.- Weak.屁王 - 印度菜造成的Fart Barfunkel.- Indian food.Paul simon - 没懂 但听着挺伤人的Paul Simon.- I dont get that, but it hurts.我喜欢听笑话 但我是他们的老板Look, I love a good joke, but I am their boss,而从某种程度上说 这太过分了and, at a certain point, it crosses a line.正如Rodney Dangerfield说过 嘿 我-To quote Rodney dangerfield,hey, I...嘿 我… 不 等等...Hey, I... No, lets see...Lemon如果你想说 你没得到应有的尊重 没有错Lemon, if youre about to say that you dont get any respect, youre right.我是说 在这种后危机时代 你还能为社会做什么呢?I mean, in a post-apocalyptic world,how would society even use you?游吟诗人 - 辐射测量仪Traveling bard.- Radiation canary.我得走了 Lemon 去华盛顿办点事I have to run, Lemon.I have an appointment in Washington.Kabletown合并NBC的听证会正开着The hearings on the Kabletown-NBC deal are underway,公hearts;司hearts;给予了足够的信任让我去打头阵and the company has entrusted me to be their front man.嘿 你能不能问问国会 把USA台藏哪去了?Hey, will you ask congress where they put the usa network?我找神探阿蒙都找了三个月了 (实际上这个剧已经完结了)Ive been trying to find monk for, like, three months.我唯一会和众议院讨论的The only thing I will be discussing with the house subcommittee无论关于棒球 问答秀 恐hearts;怖hearts;主hearts;义hearts; 还是传媒 只会是 纵向整合on baseball, quiz shows,terrorism, and media is vertical integration.什么是纵向整合?Whats vertical integration?想像你最喜欢的玉米片厂商Imagine that your favorite corn chip manufacturer也同时拥有最好的腹泻药品牌also owned the number one diarrhea medication.这太棒了 这样他们就会把试用装药片 放在每个玉米片袋子里Thatd be great, cause then they could put a little sample of the medicine in each bag.再想想Keep thinking.不过他们会让你吃完玉米片得上… - 纵向整合Except then they might be tempted to make the co