30 Rock《我为喜剧狂（2006）》第五季第十集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

圣诞前前夜快乐 JackMerry Christmas Eve Eve, Jack.你也是 Lemon 明天你还来不?Likewise, Lemon. Is there any chance youll still be around tomorrow?来啊 和我去逛火车站的Kmart百货店 然后一起看电影Tootsie不?Sure. You want to go to the Penn station Kmart with me and then watch tootsie?抱歉不行哈 你就干这个 不和家人团聚?Im sorry. Thats what youre doing instead of spending Christmas Eve with your family?这是我的新点子 圣诞节旅行Its my new thing... Travel on Christmas day.这样我就不用参加 年度Lemon家闹剧了That way, I avoid the annual Lemon family blowup.而且今年还会尤其可怕And this year its gonna be a doozy.我姨妈Linda要把新男朋友带回家My aunt Linda is bringing her new boyfriend,他们年龄不符 种族不同who is neither her age Nor her race.而且她前夫也会来 肯定又一如既往喝得大醉And her ex-husband will also be there with his date, alcoholism.我打算第二天再去 搞点礼物和派I swoop in the next day for presents and pie.如果你就在纽约的话 过来吃晚饭吧Well, if youre around, come by for dinner.Colleen要从Florida过来 她见到你会很高兴的Colleen will be up from Florida,and, um, shed love to see you.因为我的青春气息让她感到年轻了?Because my youthful energy makes her feel young?不 因为她和你有共鸣 能一起抱怨No, because she views you as a peer she can complain with现在的人都不hearts;穿hearts;丝hearts;袜hearts;了about how no one wears pantyhose any longer.对啊 还怎么掩饰静脉曲张勒?Ah, how are we supposed to conceal our spider veins?圣诞节还光着腿Bare-legged at Christmas.好啦 伙计们 拍完这个Kabletown广hearts;告hearts;Okay, guys, this Kabletown promo is the last thing we have to do我们就可以回家过节了before the holiday break.Liz Lemon 我不能拍这个广hearts;告hearts;Liz Lemon, I cannot participate in this promo.为啥? - 因为这不真诚Why?- Because its not honest.作为演员 我的职责就是说出真hearts;相hearts;As an actor, it is my job to tell the truth,举着人性的镜子 卖hearts;hearts;化妆品hold the mirror to humanity,and sell Proactiv.我不会帮你散布谎言的 Liz LemonI will not spout your lies, Liz Lemon.我也不会说 Kabletown祝你圣诞快乐And I will not say merry Christmas from Kabletown.自从Tracy 提名了金球奖 他就把自己当西恩潘了Ever since Tracy got nominated for a golden globe,he thinks hes Sean Penn.不过他们都和Wyclef Jean(饶舌歌hearts;手) 大战一场过倒是真的Well, they have both had screaming fights with