30 Rock《我为喜剧狂（2006）》第五季第二十集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

第20-21集这次最好是急事 Jack 我正在eBay上竞拍一包胸罩This better be important, Jack. I was in the middle of bidding on a bag of bras on eBay.Lemon Hank Hooper正从费城过来Lemon, Hank Hooper is on his way up from Philadelphia,他想约见咱们俩and he wants to meet with both of us.他见我hearts;干hearts;嘛? 你说是好事吗?Why does he want to meet me? Do you think its a good thing?不是的 亲Its not, hon.我在电影里见过一次类似场面 但是电影里那男的死了I saw that in a movie once, but in the movie, the guy was dead.领带不错 Jack - 你在这儿多久了?Nice tie, Jack. - How long have you been there?一分钟前我还坐在那儿I was sitting in that chair a minute ago.不 是我 我能说什么呢? 我闻起来就像皮革Nope. That was me. What can I say? I smell like leather.你就是Elizabeth Lemon吧And you must be Elizabeth Lemon.那我就是Bake McBride 通过拥抱 我就知道你是不是费城姑娘 (Bake McBride 费城人队棒球运动员)Well, Ill be bake mcbrided. I know a Philly gal when I hug one.Elizabeth 我喜欢直视对方的眼睛Now, Elizabeth, I like to look someone in the eye笑着告诉你 你做得不好and smile when I say that what youre doing is bad.太可怕了Its just horrible.你的节目没有了Tracy就像我的胆固醇Without Tracy, your show is like my cholesterol.那数字让我揪心啊 所以我要取消TGSThe numbers are killing me. So Im gonna cancel TGS.Hank 你要知道 今晚可是TGS第100期Hank, as you know, tonight is TGSs 100th episode.而且我们还有一些不错的媒体反响And weve been getting some good media buzz.这周上了维hearts;基hearts;百hearts;科hearts;Got on Wikipedia this week.你们面对重重困难做了99期So you did 99 shows against all odds and reason.也算不错了 是该休息了 - 是吗?Thats something. Now its time to rest. - Really?你想要取消你的电视网上唯一 一个由42岁女人领衔的节目吗?You want to cancel the only show on your network starring a 42-year-old woman?一个在监狱服刑期为18到49个月的 男观众中里收视率第一的节目?A show that is number one in its time slot among men 18 to 49 months left in prison?我以为这公hearts;司hearts;就像是个大家庭 不过我看更像是那个奥地利家庭I thought this company was a family, but I guess its that Austrian family我是地下室那个女儿 而你就是 那个父亲 兽hearts;性hearts;般地... (奥地利一父亲囚禁并性侵女儿24年)and I am the girl in the basement, and you are the dad who has been brutally...好了 Lemonthank you, Lemon.Liz忘了告诉你Tracy Jordan要回来了What Liz i