Sex and the City《欲望都市（1998）》第一季第六集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

?“秘密性关系”两周前我去拍沙龙照Two weeks ago, I had my picture taken.看上面 很好…Look up. Good, good.这是为了替我的专栏做宣传It was a promotional photo for my column,打算刊登在公车车身scheduled to run on the side of a bus.我相当紧张I had misgivings.但他们安慰我Which were somewhat mollified说我可以把宣传服带回家when they told me I could keep the dress.星期五晚上Friday night.莎曼珊 米兰达 夏洛特 为了帮我打点In lieu of any actual social life of their own,和大人物的首次正式约会Samantha, Miranda, and Charlotte had all stopped by都牺牲了自己的社交活动to live vicariously through my first official date with Mr. Big.凯莉Carrie!真是太美了Oh, honey, its fabulous.这件衣服很暴露 但是穿在你身上很好看Its tits on toast, baby. But you make it work.这件衣服若隐若现Well, lets just say it, its the naked dress.你显然打算今晚和他上hearts;床hearts;I mean, youre obviously gonna have sex with him tonight.我们才第一次约会Come on, its our first date!她的穿着只是透露了渴望Shes not gonna have sex. Shes just gonna look like sex.没错 今天只是预告Thats right, Im just the trailer.拜托 会发生的事就会发生Please, if it happens, it happens.-加油 -等一下-Bottoms up. -Wait a second.如果你在乎对方 就不会I thought you were serious about this guy. You cant第一次约会就跟他上hearts;床hearts;sleep with him on the first date.老天 又是“约会守则”Oh, God, here she goes again with the rules.写那种书的女人The women who wrote that book,就是因为找不到上hearts;床hearts;的对象they wrote it because they couldnt get laid.所以才发明这种狗屁理论So they constructed this whole bullshit theory好让找到上hearts;床hearts;对象的女人难过to make women who can get laid feel bad.如果你在乎对方But if youre serious about a guy,就要让他等到五次约会之后then you have to keep him in a holding pattern for at least five dates.你已经约会五次了Oh, youve gone up.对 等做hearts;爱hearts;的约会数目Yes, because the number of dates应该和年纪成正比that you wait to have sex with a man is directly proportional to your age.别管数目字Forget the math.反正首次约会不要做Just dont fuck on a first date, youre fine.-第三次约会 -太快了-Third date. -Too soon!事实证明Reality check.要是第一次约会和对方上hearts;床hearts;A guy can just as easily dump you他会甩了你if you fuck him on the first date那第十次同样有可能as he can if you wait unt