令人笑岔气的色色笑话（A laugh Chaqi color joke）.doc

令人笑岔气的色色笑话（A laugh Chaqi color joke） (I) There is a child who sells tofu always thinks that a nun is the daughter-in-law of a monk. One day, a nun went to buy tofu, and the child called her daughter-in-law. This annoying bad nun, no money to go to tofu. The child sat on the ground and cried. Just then a monk passed by, and the child came up to him and said, your daughter-in-law buys tofu and doesnt give it to you.! The monk said, where do I have a wife? Thats the nun!. You call her aunt big, and shell give you the money.. The child happily went to the nun: big aunt, you give me the tofu money.. The nun saw the child no longer calling her monks daughter-in-law. She was glad to give her the money and asked, who made you call that? Big uncle. (two) A father suspected that his three daughters had become impure. So he decided to do an experiment. He first called his sixteen year old daughter into the room, took off her trousers, and asked, do you know what this is? The daughter replied, yes, Dad, thats your JJ.. The father was angry and shouted at her, you read the Bible every day, and you dont have to take the bus for a year.! Then he called his fourteen year old daughter to the house and asked the same question, and got the same answer. Father is very angry: you two years not allowed to ride, no longer give you pocket money.! Finally, he brought his twelve year old daughter to the house, and the daughter said, I dont know what thats called, Dad.. Well, its daddys good daughter. Ill add to your pocket money.. Dad told you, this is called JJ. The daughter laughed. Can you call JJ, too? (three) The two men were outside the doctors consulting room. One asked the other, whats wrong with you? another said, I have a red circle on my JJ. And you? I have a green ring on my JJ.. After a while, the doctor called the red circle advanced, and then he came out and said the doctor said nothing to him. A green circle inside, the doctor examined, said to him: your JJ will slowly rot aw