健康的乞丐比有病的国王更幸福.doc

方芹萍：学点幽默 1 健康的乞丐比有病的国王更幸福。（什么都可以有，不能有病。） Healthy than sick beggars King happier. (What can be, not sick. ) 2、 竞争，其实就是一种友谊：在对手的帮助下提高你自己的聪明程度。（害怕竞争的人已经输给了对手。） competition, in fact, is a friendship : the opponents help to raise your own level of intelligence. (Fear of competition who has already lost opponent. ) 3 ? 结论就是你懒得再想下去的地方。（路的尽头，依然是路，只要你愿意走。） the conclusion is you tired of thinking about a place where. (The end of the road is still the road, as long as you are willing to take. ) 4、 许多人爬到了梯子的顶端，却发现梯子架错了墙。（我终于找到了为什么许多人很努力却不能成功的原因。） 4, many people climbed to the top of the ladder, but found the wrong ladder frame wall. (I finally figured out why many people working very hard but not ticks. ) 5、 演说好比女孩子穿的裙子，越短越精彩。（领导讲话更应如此。） 5. speech is like the girls wore skirts, the shorter the more exciting. (Leading speech, to be the case. ) 6、 站在山顶和站在山脚下的两个人，虽然地位不同，但在对方的眼里，同样的渺小。（总统和乞丐，得感冒一样咳嗽。） 6, at the top of the mountain and stood at the foot of the mountains two, although different status, But in the eyes of the other side, equally insignificant. (President and beggars, as a cold cough. ) 7、 失败并不意味着你浪费了时间和生命，失败表明你有理由重新开始。（有人问爱迪生，你试验一千多种材料，结果是都不能做灯泡的灯丝，你的试验有什么意义？爱迪生回答说，它的全部意义在于我知道了这一千多种材料不能做灯丝。） 7, defeat does not mean that you have wasted time and lives failure indicates you have reason to start anew. (Edison was asked, are you a variety of 1000 test results is not the filament bulbs can do. Test your What is the significance? Edison replied, Its significance is that I know that 1000 can not do a variety of filament. ) 8、 十之八九，争论的结果是双方比以前更相信自己绝对正确。（庄子曰：“辩之无益。”） 8, most likely, the controversy over the two sides more than ever, believe they absolutely correct. (Zhuangzi said : dialecticals useless. ), 9、 比时间流失更可怕的是机会的流失，比机会流失更可怕的是梦想和信心的流失。（应了那句教诲，一个人别人打不倒，只有自己倒。） 9 more than the time lost is a terrible loss of opportunity, lost more than the opportunity is terrible dreams and the loss of confidence. (At the sentence teachi