Cristela《笑对人生（2014）》第一季第二集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

笑对人生 第一季第二集伊兹的午餐 亨利的午餐Izzys lunch. Henrys lunch.我忘了什么吗Did I miss anything?自你搬进来后 我给你的所有暗示Every hint Ive given since you moved in.那是因为你太含蓄了Its because youre so subtle.搬出去Move out.他真正想说的是什么Whats he really trying to say?克丽丝 哪三样东西是你不能缺的Hey, Cris, what are three things that you couldnt do without?空气 水 还有Uh, air, water, and...家人吗Family?才不No.橄榄球Uh, football.还好吗 各位Hey, que pasa, everybody!你们不能这样不关门You know, you shouldnt leave your door open like that.别人会走进来拿你家东西Someone could just walk in and take your stuff.谢了Thanks.那是我的That was mine!少来了Oh, come on.你这么娇小的美人吃得下这么多吗All this for a dainty flower like you?好吧Okay.费利克斯 这样才算勉强哄女人开心And that, Felix, is how you almost charm a woman.克丽丝 你是喜欢狗还是喜欢猫Hey, Cris, are you more of a dog person or a cat person?你为什么问我这些奇怪的问题Why are you asking me all these weird questions?你也知道你自己一直在担心You know how youve been worried你不常去约会because youre not dating enough?没有啊Uh, no?我们担心 所以Well, we are, so...我帮你注册了约会网站Im signing you up for a dating site.真是个蠢主意Oh, thats a dumb idea.是我的主意It was mine.这下说得通了That explains it.我没兴趣约会Look, Im not interested in dating anyone.我觉得约会对你有好处 克丽丝苔娜I think it would be a good idea for you, Cristela.丹妮拉在你这个年纪时 已经有两个孩子了When Daniela was your age, she already had two kids.是啊 妈 男人就爱怀孕的妞Yeah, ma, cause guys love pregnant chicks.有些人不介意Some dont mind.我妈15岁就结婚了My mother got married at 15.我17岁就结婚了I got married at 17.你可不会希望像你索科罗阿姨一样You do not want to be like your aunt Socorro,做个孤独终老的老姑娘a spinster who died alone.她当时才18岁She was 18!依然是孤独而终Still -- alone!你希望我说你什么文化程度Hey, what grade do you want me to say you completed?写高中 还没混毕业 Oh, uh, put down high school, but that she struggled.我在法学院Im in law school.男人不喜欢比自己聪明的女人Men dont like women who are smarter than them.丹妮拉And, Daniela,你可以拼错一些单词you could, uh, misspell a few things in there, too, huh?知道什么很有趣吗You know whats funny?我还挺喜欢在智力上胜过我的女人I actually like a woman who can challenge me intellectual