Cristela《笑对人生（2014）》第一季第十集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

天呐Man.太可怕了Horrible!老天 你们一定很好奇我在感叹什么God, you must be wondering what Im reacting to.我在无视你 所以我不好奇Well, Im ignoring you, so I guess no.等等 我挺好奇的Wait, Im kind of curious.我在试图找出区域法规的漏洞Im trying to find loopholes in the zoning code好帮我们的委托人so that our client can拆掉一座历史悠久的教堂tear down a historic church.慢着 这么说你真的是要拆了天堂Wait, so youre literally paving paradise改建成停车场咯to put up a parking lot?原意是毁掉美好的事物以恶劣的事物代之信不信由你 但我读法学院Well, believe it or not, I didnt go to law school不是为了有天能够亵渎圣地so that someday I could just desecrate hallowed grounds.乔什 在你向地狱冲刺的时候Well, Josh, while youre racing towards hell,我正在努力申请一笔政hearts;府hearts;补助金Im working on getting a government grant给那些被忽视的公园更换娱乐器械to replace playground equipment in neglected parks.什么 那听起来不像我们通常会接的案件啊Huh? Doesnt sound like a case wed normally handle.卡尔佩珀先生知道吗Does Mr. Culpepper know about that?我迅速搞定的话他就不会知道Not if I finish it quickly.小的们 你们好Hello, minions!怎么 只有我一个人关注股市行情吗What, am I the only one following the stock market?是的 我所有钱都投在这个三明治上了Yes. All my moneys tied up in a sandwich.真好笑 因为在你说话的时候Thats funny, cause I was making money just now我已经赚了一笔钱while you were talking.金钱可以买hearts;hearts;到幸福It can buy happiness!找到你了There you are!我就知道你在这里I knew Id find you.很容易发现一顶6英尺高的傻帽Its easy to spot six feet of stupid.你好 维罗妮卡 我最爱的女妖今天怎么样Hello, Veronica. Hows my favorite harpy?别跟我甜言蜜语Dont try to sweet-talk me.这是一份政hearts;府hearts;禁令This is a cease-and-desist order.我在背面画了你的画像I drew a picture of you on the back.我的头呢Wheres my head?卡在老地方了[屁hearts;股hearts;里]Stuck where it usually is.你不能为了扩张办公室空间You cant destroy a rooftop garden而毁掉一片屋顶花hearts;园hearts;just so you can get more office space,你这个唯利是图 毁坏环境you money-grubbing, climate-change-denying,残害小蜜蜂的资本主义猪honey-bee-killing, capitalist pig!你想跟我斗吗 那好 来吧You want a piece of me? Then you got it, all right?我会把你的非营利Im gonna take your not-for-profit,爱大hearts;麻hearts; 全是环保狂人的小律所hemp-loving, tree-hugging commune of a law firm像捏虫子一样捏