Cristela《笑对人生（2014）》第一季第二十二集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

现在我可以知道Well... Now I find out六年来非人的辛苦是否值得if six years of brutally hard work was worth it.我等不及了I cant wait.乔什 你先来Josh, you go first.为什么要我来 我不想先看What? Why me? I dont want to go first.因为如果你过了我就能过B-because if you passed, then I passed,上帝不会残忍hearts;地让我不过的Cause god wouldnt be that cruel.如果我没过呢What if I failed?那我会过 因为我经常想着上帝Then I passed because I-I think of god more.有没搞错 你们两个 我想知道我的成绩Oh, for petes sake, you two! I want to know how I did.不要啊No! No!太抱歉了 麦迪I am so sorry, Maddie.什么What? 我过了 我弄断了一个指甲Oh, no -- I passed. I just broke a nail.真是好坏消息一起来Talk about good news/bad news, huh?你过了 太好了So you passed? Thats -- thats great.是 谢谢Yeah. Thank you.不 这对我来说很好Oh, no, no. Its great for me.这意味着我肯定过了It means I must have passed, too.我没过I didnt pass.我没过I didnt -- I didnt pass.我没过I didnt pass.我不知道这有什么好笑的Wait, I-I dont see why thats funny.-这不好笑 -对不起- Because its not! - Sorry.我的人生 我的人生完了My life -- my life -- my life is over.这真是噩梦Im -- Im -- this -- this is like a nightmare.这不可能That cant be right!也许他们把你和麦迪的成绩弄混了Uh, maybe they switched your results with Maddie.这样才说得通对吗T-that makes more sense, right?是 的确是的Yeah. Yeah, really does.醒来 醒来 醒来 醒来Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up.停下 你会弄伤你自己的Stop it! Youll hurt yourself!你在参加考试前没这么做吧Yeah. You didnt do that before you took the test, did you?对不起Sorry.我感觉好极了Im feeling superior.你过了 乔什没过You passed, but Josh didnt.你想告诉我什么 上帝What are you trying to tell me, god?!慢点 妈 可别掉地上了Easy, ama. We dont want to drop it.真不敢相信你居然不让他们I cant believe you wouldnt let them在蛋糕上写上恭喜put congratulations on the cake.我们不能确定什么We cant assume.我们定计划时 上帝会笑When we make plans, god laughs.我什么也没教会你吗Have I taught you nothing?是 妈 上帝会笑我们Yes, ama. God laughs at us.你经常告诉我们这个You tell us that a lot.克丽丝应该来消息了We should have heard from Cris by now.我过了I passed! 稍等One moment.稍等One moment.稍等One moment.你过了You passed! 我的天Oh, my god!怎么啦 怎么啦What? W-w-what? W-what happened?她过了She