Cristela《笑对人生（2014）》第一季第十九集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

我在试穿牛仔裤I just dried these jeans.需要伸展一下Hey, I need to stretch them.这是胖子做的瑜伽Its like yoga for fat people.你做什么What are you doing?我的裤子太短了My pants are too short.这样做不是所有裤子问题都能解决Doesnt work for everything.你长高了Youre getting so big.我离开时你别长太快了Dont grow too much while Im gone.你们公hearts;司hearts;培训才一天Your corporate training is one day.而且 孩子就是这样And by the way, thats what kids do --他们会成长They grow.我佩皮托叔叔就不会Hmm. Not my uncle Pepito.3英尺高 不再长了3 feet high. Thats it.他这辈子没坐过过山车His whole life, never been on a roller coaster.丹妮拉 孩子不会有事的Daniela, the kids will be fine.我在家 妈也在家Ill be here. Ama will be here.我也在Ill be here, too.我说了 我在 妈也在Like I said, Ill be here. Ama will be here.我也可以照顾孩子Hey, I can take care of the kids, all right?我是他们的父亲I am their father.你当然可以 亲爱的Oh. Of course you can, mi amor.你什么都行You can do anything.克丽丝 你明天会准时回家对吗Cris, youll be home on time tomorrow, right?你们为什么觉得我照顾不好自己的孩子Why do you guys think I cant take care of my own kids?因为没见你照顾过Because weve never seen you do it.我还是别去了Maybe I shouldnt go.别傻了 妈和我都在Hey, dont be silly. Ama and I will both be here.没问题的We got this.我有问题 我要去参加教堂集hearts;会hearts;I dont got this. Ill be at the church fair!费利克斯可以的Felix can handle it. Hell be fine.谢谢你 纳塔莉亚Thank you, Natalia.如果这两人要把我送进养老院时Mm, just remember who stuck up for you你得记住谁支持过你if these two try to put me in a home.修女要举hearts;行hearts;糕饼义卖hearts;hearts;The nuns are having a bake sale,我要去评判and I have to go judge.我不知道会有比赛Oh. I didnt know it was a contest.不是 我只是喜欢做出评判Its not. I just like to judge.我今年会做三奶蛋糕Im making my tres leches cake this year.要让胡安妮塔·卡纳莱斯知道厉害Well show Juanita Canales.你为什么要这么在意胡安妮塔Why do you let Juanita get to you?每年你都想战胜她Every year, you try to beat her.每年你都输Every year, you dont.我从没给教堂义卖hearts;hearts;做过三奶蛋糕Ive never made my tres leches for the church before.我的蛋糕会比她的卖hearts;hearts;得快I will sell my cake faster than hers...击垮她And crush her!听起来不像天主教hearts;徒hearts;的风格啊Hey, that doesn