Cristela《笑对人生（2014）》第一季第二十集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

闻着真香Mmm, something smells good.多谢Thanks!阿尔贝托 你怎么在这里Alberto, what are you doing here?!我在做芝士鸡蛋 多加了熏肠Im making my huevos con queso with extra baloney.重要的不仅是健康You know, its not just healthy.还有美味Its delicious!不 你为什么这么早就在我家No, why are you in our house this early in the morning?我下午在家看到你Ive seen you here in the afternoons,我都不喜欢and I didnt love it.费利克斯没告诉你吗Felix didnt tell you?早上好 两位中的一位Morning... Most of you.不 他没告诉我No. Felix didnt tell me.阿尔贝托 没想到在这里看到你A-alberto, I wasnt expecting to see you here.没告诉她吧Ah, didnt tell her, huh?告诉我什么Tell me what?!阿尔贝托需要住的地方Alberto needs a place to stay他室友的女友来了while his roommates girlfriends in town --最多几天A few days at the most.-可能一周 -别说具体数字- Could be a week. - Yeah, were not putting a number on it.你打算什么时候And when exactly were you问我呢 亲爱的planning on asking me, mi amor?我希望你不会注意到他I was kind of hoping you wouldnt notice him.气氛有些尴尬You know, this is getting really awkward.我去草坪上吃Im just gonna eat this out on the lawn.这样不好吧 费利克斯I dont know about this, Felix.你妈和克丽丝苔娜想住多久都行Oh, so your mom and Cristela get to stay而我表弟必须得走吗as long as they want, but my cousin has to go?克丽丝苔娜只会住到通过律师资格考试Cristela is just staying till she passes the bar.而我妈只会住到 走人And ama is just staying until she...Passes.拜托 只是几天Come on, mi amor. Its only a few days.一周A week.别说具体数字Were not putting a number on it.早上好Morning.而且 我已经告诉他能住Besides, I told him yes.好吧Fine.但浴室外要穿戴整齐But fully dressed out of the bathroom.不准穿浴袍No robes.我不想看到我在平安夜看到的I dont want to see what I saw on christmas eve.为什么阿尔贝托Why is Alberto站在草坪上 拿着锅吃东西standing out on the lawn, eating out of a skillet?给我点辣椒酱好吗Hey, can I get some hot sauce?多谢Thanks.那是芝士鸡蛋吗Is that huevos con queso?对 多加了熏肠Yeah, with extra baloney.等等 我马上来Oh, hold on. Ill be right there.一杯中焙黑咖啡One medium dark roast.只有卡尔佩珀先生可以这样叫我Hey, Mr. Culpepers the only one that can call me that.现在我尴尬了And now Im uncomfortable.对不起Sorry.多谢你 其实你不必这样Thanks for the coffee.