30 Rock《我为喜剧狂（2006）》第六季第二集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

Liz,theres something wrong with pete.Liz Pete出事了Oh,my god,is he dead?天啊 他死了?I-I dont know what happened.我 我不知道发生了什么EIGHT HOUSE EARLIER8小时前NBC UNIVERSALNBC 环球Kenneth,I need a light bulb replaced in my dressing room.Kenneth 把我化妆间的灯泡换一换Easy as pie,ms. Maroney. What could go wrong?小菜一碟 Maroney小姐 换个灯泡能捅出什么娄子呢?Why would I even say that?不过我hearts;干hearts;嘛突然这么说呢?Hey,whatever happened to tivo?电视录播机闹哪样啊?Remember,you used to fast-forward,itd make that sound? Boop-boop,boop-boop.你记不记得以前快进的时候都有这个声音?Yeah. Yeah,then itd be all like,bung-bung.对啊 然后过一会就变成了...Whats this?这是什么?Its terry,the gender-neutral doll I had when I was a kid.是Terry 我小时候玩的中性玩偶And he/she has his/her baseball glove and baby.他/她还有他的/她的棒球手套和小孩And both sets of genitals!还有两套生殖器!That was hard to track down.这个超难找的Today,almost all of them are in police evidence lockers.如今 它们几乎全都躺在警局的证物箱里So,happy three-month anniversary,and happy two-week anniversary of you going to the bathroom when Im here.相恋3个月纪念日快乐 以及我在你家时你去上厕所3个星期纪念日快乐You shouldnt be buying me gifts.你不该再花钱给我买hearts;hearts;礼物了You should be saving for your business.攒点钱给你自己的生意吧Oh,I think remembering our anniversary is going to get me some business.记得我们的纪念日总能给我带来点生意吧 (除了生意还有别的意思 各位懂的)Yeah!懂了Theres a whole other hand where that came from,big boy.到时候可不止一只手哦 小哥Not my best.台词有失水准Hey,listen,why dont you go in late today,okay?你今天晚点去上班好不?Ill make pancakes with mms in them.我要做mm豆煎饼Fine,Ill stay! Gyah.好吧 我晚点走!All right.好Do you want a smiley face?在上面画个笑脸?German flag,please.还是画个德国国旗吧Jordans comments have angered gay-rights groupsJordan的言论激怒了同性恋权益维护组织Tracy Jordan UNDER FIRE FROM GAY NIGHTS ADVOCATESTracy Jordan受到同性恋权益维护者围攻and are likely annoying his co-workers也似乎惹恼了他的同事们who thought theyd linger over breakfast this morning,perhaps with a new lover.他们本期望能和新伴侣享受一段悠长的早餐时光That is some detailed reporting,curry.Curry姐姐 你的报道真详尽IM NOT GAY! GAY MEANING HAPPY SORRY IF THATS CONFUSING我不是GAY! GAY是欢乐的意思 你要是看晕了我很抱歉When I say