30 Rock《我为喜剧狂（2006）》第六季第十九集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

live television. Who cares?实况转播? 谁高兴看?who cares? Everybody.谁高兴看? 大伙儿都看- We love live tv. - do we,lemon?- 人人都爱看现场 - 真的咩 Lemon?Do you really love the overzealous studio audience who will applaud at anything?过度兴奋的观众在演播室 高声二叫瞎吆喝 你好这口儿哇?Here in the greatest city on earth,newyork city,baby? Whassup?史上最牛城市 纽约的观众盆友们 你们好吗?wait,what are you saying,jack? cause tgs is live.Jack 你什么意思? TGS就是吃这口饭的not anymore. Its financially impractical.再也不了 这玩儿太烧钱From now on,you write and shoot the whole season in two weeks从现在开始 从编剧到录制 两周完成like wheel of fortune or fox news.好比幸运轮盘要么就是福克斯新闻no. I mean,I grew up on live tv.不 我可是看着转播长大的Friday night in my parents basement.周五晚 爸妈的地下室A telethon and cheese steaks.口水连续剧外加芝士牛排I can see it like it was yesterday.昨hearts;日hearts;重hearts;现hearts;啊Best prom night ever!这里是最好的舞会之夜!Im going to lose my virginity in nine years.九年后就破处咯tgs has to be live or it will lose all the excitement and spontaneity.TGS必须直播 不然即兴而来的兴奋点就没了Thats the beauty of live tv. Anything can happen.这才是现场的魅力 一切皆有可能theres a bathroom in here you can use,sir paul mccartney.这里有个卫生间 Paul Mccartney爵士see? Awesome.看到了吧 多赞yes.啊 对But my way is cheaper,and you only have to work two weeks out of the year.可我这种更便宜 而且每年只须工作两周I want to go to there.算我一个So its settled. Tonight is tgss final live show.就这么着了 今晚TGS终场直播秀what? no,live television is an american tradition. 啥? 不行 现场节目是咱老美传统 不能就这么扔了sorry,kenneth. Its a done deal.抱歉 Kenneth 已成定局了our last live show?最后一hearts;期hearts;现场秀?no.不行? welcome to the 30 rock live show on nbc ?? 欢迎收看 NBC 我为喜剧狂 现场秀? ? did you know the 30 rock live show comes live from nyc ?? 在纽约直播 知道不 ? theres a rumor spreading around here like wildfire.有个谣言都快传疯了But unlike the wildfires Ive started,this one doesnt sexually arouse me.不过不像我传的那种 这个没法儿让我性奋its true,hazel. Tonight will be our last live show是真的 Hazel 今晚是咱最后一hearts;期hearts;现场but dont worry. It wont affect you.不过别慌 影响不到你unless my plan all along was to run on stage during a s